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Oh, nuts.
(STAMMERING) We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being,
There's a cab over there,
Is this just 'cause you lost your get-psyched mix?
and no, we will not be attending any parties in your pants.
- (IN DEEP VOICE) Hello. - Oh, Marshall. Thank God I got through!
- All right. - Ted.
Happy New Year, Not Moby.
OLDER TED; Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist
but Derek should be coming by any minute to pick me up.
Who was that guy?
- Ranjit, party number two! - Party number two!
- Wait, baby, what are you doing? - No, I'm going home.
- Oh, well, my word. - Oh, hey. Well, you're friendly.
I haven't eaten dinner yet. Is there anything to eat in this thing?
That just means were gonna have to party that much harder.
(NATALYA LAUGHING)
Barney!