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I got us into that new Benihana.
and, uh, they understood.
My question is: What's hot?
What, you think I show up empty-handed? I brought dinner- lobsters!
We just wanted to see how you're doing. Is this a bad time?
Feel better, Dad. I will.
[Crying]
We got a minute, if you wanna try on some tighter jeans- [Groans]
Vamos a llegar tardísimo, Manny, ¿qué te pasa? Get in the car.
- Go, Jay. - Yeah, go.
What are they doing to you, Dad?
Ferberize. It is a method of getting the baby to sleep through the night...
The butthurt is real
You think I like this? I'm sorry. Here. I'm gonna teach you one, okay?
What did he say? Does he need money for the lobsters?
[Phil] Oh, that's bad.
[Wheelchair Jostles] Ow.
Yeah. But now I'm with the right man, okay? Right.
Oh, Phil, sweetie. Oh, no.
Ten years: Sweet little convertible.
I'm sorry. [Groaning] You will be sorry!
It's a surprise. You'll see. Oh, my God!
There's no excuse for it.
It's actually- It's fine. It's passing. It's passing.
He Tricked And Forced Into Harvest
The whole point of Ferberizing...
What? Oh, my ankle.
So I don't know what the hell I'm talking about! Manny!
It's just funny to me...
Get! Get in there.
But look, in case anything happens- [Groans, Exhales]
That's up to your dad.
So Manny has to suffer? No. You're right.
Still fresh. Yeah.
It's- It's not, is it?
I want you to know that if I'd had time, I would have fixed that step.
Oh, here comes the nightclub massacre. She loves it.