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Yeah. Poor Boomhauer, running around like a fool.
Now I'm gonna cross my dang old heart, talking about, I pledge allegiance...
You know, my only regret with Lenore...
Come on, get....
-Oh, thank God. -Man, I'm dead.
Bobby!
Did she fall and hit her head?
[crickets chirping]
Willa. That's A Cute Name.
You give her a call. We'll give you some privacy.
What's wrong with you?
Mmm-hmm.
I’m your little candy man
That was a lie. I had a letter just like that from Lenore.
I'll take you to the all-we-can-eat. Let me go put on some sweatpants.
[doorbell ringing]
Yep.
Yep.
That's just a Band-Aid, Peggy. We need to find a cure.
What about me?
You know what, Mr. Boomhauer?
It's just a scam perpetrated by the floral industrial complex, right, Dad?
Thanks for joining me, Bobby.
Connie.
Dude.
We.... Buying shoes.
Know a lot of people people are Wjwiwjwuwuwjwjwuwjwkwkwomwjwjwwjwjejwjwkwkiwowowkekwajwjwjwjskskskwkwkw
Can I sleep with you guys tonight?
I could just cry for him. I think I'll go do that.
Wait. Stop right there.
[laughing]
I've tried.