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far drunker and on real people!
...dance the night away at our exclusive club...
And if it's nightlife you're after...
Is anyone else still seeing his junk when they close their eyes?
Okay, Dad, we're running out of time.
until your mother is.
I have really gotten this down to a science.
Just follow the rope into the light!
When was the last time your husband satisfied you?
Happy Halloween, baby.
Stay calm, Klaus. The maid will be here soon.
I didn't go there to eat.
The one-termer, not the hero.
If you're a Parrothead, try Jimmy Buffet's Key West Saloon,
Look, Roger, I admit
They'll give him a half hour, they will.
Full of resentment.
Do you know that to be the only and absolute truth?
Well, it doesn't sound like that.
Oh, my God!
This is Mexican Tar Viagra!
Did you try that new restaurant Roppongi?
doesn't mean I don't enjoy you cranking the handle.
Honey, I'm so sorry.
I don't know!
I've performed this very operation
Adjacent?!
Ow! My lower lumbar!
God's clapping for me.