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# When you said your goodbye #
It doesn't look like Daft Punk.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it, Dave.
Mel, can we go now? We've been here for 21/2 hours.
Well, could you do that tomorrow night?
# Once again without emotion #
- You like me. - I suppose I do.
so day trouble go
Those are your function buttons for the robot.
# Depending on the street #
Bret... Bret was saying that it was going to be weird with him here
It's not... it's not going to work.
Five.
Not that well.
# The world is very different #
You look good, but you look like you're waiting.
# The humans are dead #
# Hee-hee hee-hee hee-hee #
- They look like nipples. - Don't touch them!
Yeah. It's 'cause you and her used to go out,
You can't break my heart, it's liquid. It melted when I met you.
Chicks are attracted to Ionely guys.
Yeah, but the last thing you want to see
I was at the Aquarium for hours just waiting.
# So that we could have fun #
I do talk about getting with some pretty hot women.
It's just so I've got it all written down, you know.
Beep beep boop You're Just Robots From The Future, All Right?
# I can tell that you #
You should go. I'm fine. I'll be fine.
And what about Eugene?
Okay.
Good. Can I get Friday afternoon off?
- Yeah, bye, Bret. - You'll bring the duck?
Just 'cause I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
while you still live with your best friend,
- How many have you had? - Three.
What an idiot, trying to sell me a cake.
I think I know where I went wrong last night.
- It won't be weird. - That is going to be weird, man.
I don't want to go on a date with you and my ex-girlfriend.
Could you swap it for Tuesday night or...