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You're going away for five years, and I just lost Adrian Peterson.
- I'm impressed. - Bullshit.
Not sure I appreciate being associated with bathroom time.
- That was great. - Okay.
Go inside and be professional, do our jobs.
I'm the commissioner, not the sticker bitch.
Yeah, I'm in the bathroom.
Either way, let's get moving here.
God bless Fantasy Football. There are many things a man can do with his time.
Where they finish in the race is where you draft, huh, bitches?
...at the surveillance cameras of all three liquor stores?
What do you wanna do?
- I'm doing the work this year, okay? - Heh, heh, heh.
- I didn't even say it yet. - All right.
- Nice and really slow. - I like that.
- Eagle looks cool, right? - Oh, it looks awesome.
Down Dog. Is it a yoga benefit?
- Get out. - No.
As an attorney, I don't see it that way.
- She doesn't look very good. - No, she took a little beating.
Yeah, you guys got in my head. I shat the bed.
Guarantee he throws four picks in the first game.
How does a woman know that her husband has slow swimmers?
...then be given a parade in his honor.
Same old, same old, you know.
- Tim Brady, mother* * * * * * s. - Congratulations.
- Bring your own pajamas. - No, I'm not.
Where you been? You forgot the Shiva at my house.
- Numb-nuts. - What's up, Kevin?
Taco, okay? I need money.
Oh, well, they match.
First pick, Adrian Peterson.
Happy birthday
It's gonna be mine. And I'm gonna get all your sloppy seconds.
And nine months before that magical day
She's all over the place. It's awesome, trust me.