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- I need to piggyback on your curfew. - No.
Who's next?
It’s Juan, The Oracle
My pubic hairs.
- There it is. - This is really exciting.
That's good, because she's not that fast.
But on top of that, I wrote Ellie a birthday song.
- Glad you made it. I know it's early. - Anytime, my brother.
- You guys always are fighting. - Yeah.
Mr. Gomez, I represent the state.
Behold, the Casey trophy
It looks good. I think it should stay right there.
- Oh, no, no, no. Not on my bidet. - Nicely done.
No, just asking. Sorry.
Hey, Theresa. Come on in.
Seems like an arbitrary distinction. Don't know how...
Like, we're ready, we're gonna do it.
Happy birthday
You sick pervert.
And his wee-wee was hard as a rock
Holy.
Did we get paroled?
- Hi. - Hi, how are you?
The reason I'm calling is because I gotta let you know that...
No, I'm getting diapers. I got 20 minutes for some beer.
My party, my balloons, my hot dog, my Oracle. So...
No. But I can't wait, because I will.
- Hey. - Hey.
Look at Phil Simms or Boomer Esiason this year.
- His pubes, yeah. - Off the root.
This man, guilty or innocent...
Shut your mouth. You broke into my home, kidnapped my son.
Darren Sproles? No, no, no.
Taco, you're up. Your pick.
Running back. Calgary Stampeders. He's good.
- Just tell him Ruxin's here. - Absolutely not.
- Nope. She's 5, Taco. - Oh.
- Look how nice that is. - Thank you very much.
- No problem, Jenny. - She doesn't run my team.