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Come on. It's not like I'm asking you to go to Paris with me.
instead of some Sherpa?
- Wait. - Yeah?
I just thought that you wanted me to
How long are you here?
Oh, I don't... I don't know, Guy...
- You know him? - Yeah.
- What should I put? - Your name and a password.
Anyway, this guy's anecdote was about his fatty lipoma.
What are you doing here, Sol?
No. That's OK. You probably shouldn't let your dog touch a grill.
(Sol) Where does he think vinaigrette comes from? Japan?
The jicama harvest.
It was good. It was good.
The touchpad! Here!
Pultaceous! P-U-L-T-A-C...
- Is Leo OK? - I'm actually calling him "Spit" now.
I haven't either. (Laughs)
Grace, I think there was always a spark between you and I.
I use the one about nursing a baby bird back to health.
- Hey! - Oh, that's nice.
- but you don't even cook for yourself. - (Mobile phone chimes)
- Alarm bells. - Come on.
What? He did?
- Why not? - Feels wrong.
One of you certainly is.
Whip the dog out. All right.
That was me! I did that!
They have a Twitter ticker and a hashtag!
Why would I want to be on a mountain somewhere
because I've gotta, I gotta run.
- Please repeat. - (Judge) Fartlek.
Subpoena, to be avoided at all costs.
- Can you help me? - Sure.
- (Laughs) That's me! - (Knock on door)
E? O-U-S?
♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Well, I am sorry, love.