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- He's a big deal! - Really?
I've been denying myself.
The point is, if you have one of these, you don't need to go out ever.
Plus, someone has already liked one of my tweets.
Let me know if you change your mind.
Just sit back, relax.
When I said "I know nothing," I meant "I know nothing."
(Chuckling)
Um, this is the food.
Hey, don't give up on Spit, all right?
You've done everything.
- Why? - Because you're marrying someone else.
Carefully, step by step.
Mmm.
I am so tired of this. It's just too hard.
Well, to tell you the truth, about six months ago,
- No! Hector! No! - (Judge) That is incorrect.
but that's how that ended.
Jesus.
- (Judge) A colloquialism for.... - Are you really going out again?
- Did you get it? Did you get it? - (Mike laughing)
(Judge) The word is "fartlek."
And you're sure you want to make it that profane?
- Do you have a wireless connection? - No. I... I'm not sure.
So... OK.
But, um... (Clears throat)
What does it want now?
He left it for the other dogs to play with.
You know what?
Besides, I have another date tomorrow night.
Yes. Whip it out.
Good night, then.
(Frankie) Oh, my gosh, he's stalling!
Five. And there are some women who think that makes me compassionate.
S-A-P....