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Man, if I don’t get some spaghetti and meatballs, I may literally die.
It's not what it looks like. ARCHER: Well, that's a relief.
...because this anonymous tip said Mascalzone was dead up here.
And, Mother, the constable wishes a word.
Because, uh, it looks like you're sitting here with a gun, right?
Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs, I may literally die.
Not what it means.
Here. I hope you won't need it, but-- Why would I need...?
ARCHER: WD-40, Mother.
...we have to help you get rid of a dead body. You've only been here twice.
Wait, doesn’t England use a king?
My God. Ugh! Yeah. Whoa.
We need to sneak the body out.
Fortunately, he's Italian, so that shouldn't be hard to sell.
What year do you think this is?
Malory, I am not killing a--
You had to make it look good? Well, and also annoy you.
You probably wanna play that a lot softer with a jury.
Well, you definitely nailed it. I mean, if this doesn't just scream "romance."
Sorry again for the intrusion, ma'am.
I could eat.
So then, I'll, uh... I'll just be on my way.
Well, as you can see, there hasn't been a murder in here. My gosh.
We surely count on it, ma'am.
Sorry, didn't know anyone was waiting. I'd recommend the other bathroom.
You just called me an idiot for that. Your version didn't have coveralls.
Never. Never Again
Because that would mean she called the cops on herself.
CHERYL: Aah! What in the--?
No. No, no, no. Whatever this is, I am not getting mixed up in it.