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Right about now, I bet you're wondering
Yes, Grandpa.
You ready for this?
They're good, Pops, thanks. I'm keeping them up.
of Longhorn quarterback Bobby Lackey.
good people,
(CROWD BOOING)
Sarette with a fake to Baker.
Good block.
but I hear they have some great barbecue down here.
I asked him to come.
Maybe not even Art or Jack but especially Ernie.
It just may not be where you like it.
I'd like a Pepsi. The same.
SARETTE: Hut one!
Break it up, ref!
and we're gonna move him into a three-back formation.
on an amazing 87-yard catch and run!
the rules down here are your rules, too.
All right. Ernie, Ernie, Ernie,
Entering the fourth quarter of play,
Seven yards a carry, broke records, took your team to the Cotton Bowl,
It won't be there the next time.
He's got talent, Jim.
JB. JB.
Well, let's see. I told him you like your runners lazy,
Davis picks up a big block
Throws down fie Id, he's got a receiver open.
Here you go, Mike, Aaron, Nick.
You see, lacrosse isn't just a sport.
And that's why winning this one
Uh...
You talking about the Heisman Trophy, Jim?
Just collecting bottles.
BEN: Get out there. Let's go!
AT&T? GM?
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
I told them I had to think about it.
Did he cross the goal line?
(SPITS)
Didn't mention anything in your telegram about bringing Jim Brown.
that's something. Yeah.
ERNIE: I know, but you'll get ejected. They won't.
What?
You're holding up the game. Let's go. I got it.
There's a bus going down from the church.
You're gonna steal his number again?
132 yards and three touchdowns in the Cotton Bowl.
We are going to run it...
What good would your time be here
do you feel added pressure to represent change?
(SOBBING)
Which means that three of us,
Even if he said you were a good coach?
Neither does he.
God damn it!
Same play! Same play! Same hole. Run it. Same play, same hole, on one.
and for being a good man.
...the Longhorns are looking to tie this game up
(CROWD JEERING)
Leukemia.
I've been warned. What are you, my first grade teacher?
Patrick, there's one for you.
Hey.
(SINGING) Pepsi Cola hits the spot
It's to Davis.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
Negro polar bears.
(GRUNTS)
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
That he who lives by the sword will perish by the sword.
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Ernie, now!
PLAYER: Sir! Ready?
We ain't been south till we go to Texas.
Where did you get these?
He's in his office.
Let's go!
Now, how do we feel about that?
All right, so you've got everybody and their dog
Pleasure to meet you, son.
Hmm?
(ALL GROANING)
ANNOUNCER 1: And in college football, the Syracuse Orangemen
(ALL WHOOPING)
At least her sister is.
So Jim Brown's gonna be wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey.
Oh, he's gonna get a lot worse than that before he's done here.
I got you.
That means he's lazy.
ANNOUNCER 2: Fans, I wish all of you could be here
(ALL CHEERING)
QUARTERBACK: Six box! Six box! Set!
is because we have not met Clay Taylor and his teammates.
And Jim Brown for letting me wear his number.
Ready!
Sarette, what did Petey say about that broad?
you would have blown them jokers off the field.
So, we're going to run to the weak side?
(CROWD CHEERING)
Well, a little bit of everything.
...led by Ernie Davis, from Elmira, New York.
All kidding aside, Gloria, would you care to dance?
I tried not to run up the score.
I don't think I can be a part of what you want me to be a part of
All right! Let's go!
/ sure didn't want to be remembered for running too slow.
You're done for the day.
(SIGHS)
as a member of the Orangemen.
And say, I know him. I went to school with him.