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when I'm trying to get my life back on track?
Order suppositories and shove 'em
Sorry.
about crap I don't understand.
so I thought maybe you could talk to her.
chocolate milk's delicious watery cousin.
When the baby gets here,
I don't care what color the room is.
No worries.
He's got experience dealing with pregnant ladies
That's a sign of chemical dependency.
Well, we didn't see you last night,
Well, in The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews says,
a great party.
But anyway...
through my brain cells to remove the metabolic by-products
We can't do this without you.
you gotta teach me that.
You only had one.
I skipped spin class for this.
Hey, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.
Didn't your baby room have a theme?
You wanted him awake.
Once, I was supposed to babysit my brothers.
Great. What's up?
A little geology joke.