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Right. Listen to me.
Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you.
But what if we can't?
Right. Sorry, sir.
Oh, there's so much junk in there, it's embarrassing.
and some people are not baby people.
How can you be embarrassed around me?
According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2:00.
Okay.
I am cool.
You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?
It's fun to think about, but it's not helpful.
Now, can you please try to soldier through?
Yeah.
Oh, it's complicated.
Uh, okay, let's pretend you do have a problem.
to my grandmother's for Christmas.
and start with a color?
We-We're thinking... two years.
s s
Sheldon!
Why don't you just go home?
I am going to pump cerebral spinal fluid
It doesn't mean you won't love your own baby.
Not really.
Yeah, I mean,
And when Amy started using a solution of chromic acid
a two-gallon tub of potato salad?
We can't afford to lose any more time.
a mind-boosting caffeine suppository.
Nah, we're not fat enough, or wearing diapers.
Oh, you want go to the mall and look at baby stuff?
You think you're the first government contractor
Well, you could try starting with "sir".
Look at that, it is a party.
They'd go out on adventures together.
I don't know.
weaning myself off in steps.
Bert's a geologist.
Well, I didn't get to see you last night.