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and no terminal is in operation at your classified address.
Thanks for the ride.
Who's first, how soon?
"MR POTATO HEAD.
I'll pick it up in Grand Junction Airport?
I can't talk. I gotta get off the phone.
[Alarm blares]
In science,
[Dialing]
Oh, wait. Uh...
I can change those codes in an hour.
.
[Man] President's going to Andrews to Airborne Command.
- OK? - OK.
I woke up the president. I told him we were under attack by the Russians.
Hop on.
Sergeant, I hope you like vodka.
[Man over speaker] Fourteen, thirteen...
None of your business.
[Doors whirring]
No, no, before that.
He was into games, as well as computers.
[Computer] Excellent. It's been a long time.
[Man over speaker]... seven, six...
"Games refers to models, simulations and games
[Paul] Shut it down.
Bitcoin what are you doing?
until suddenly...
We located the area where the transmission originated.
Let's move.
Take us to APB CON 2
But in a nuclear war, we can't have our missiles lying in those silos
When you saw it on the news, you knew how serious it was.
- You owe me a quarter. - Yeah. Sorry you lost your game.
What does wopr recommend?
and we've got 100,000 Soviet troops massing in East Germany.
- The gate's closed. - [Screaming]
Do we need a rental car? No.
Of course ..With all due respect.. lol
but the economy will be great then.
You have the right to remain silent.
After very careful consideration I’ve come to the conclusion that Your 2 factor authentication sucks
Hold the dor. Hold the dor.
I should reach DEFCON 1
blud thinks he is henry from fnaf 6
[John] What's happening?
Take us to DEFCON 3 and get SAC on the line.
[David] You worked with Stephen Falken, didn't you?
Wow.
Path.
Futility. That there's a time when you should just give up.
I've been thinking about my grade.
Computers in the silos would carry out their last instructions. They'd launch.
Oh, Jesus!
Checking under Dr. Robert Hume, H-U-M-E, on Tall Cedar Road.
I'll tell you about it later.
And when we go...
All right!
Two, two, zero, zero, four...
Are you sure??
Damn it, Jon, I want some answers and I want them now!
what in the hell's happening here!
- Please. - David.
[Woman laughing]
with a body weight of over 50 pounds survived that age?
You want to sleep on the floor?
...there lived a magnificent race of animals...
- Let me talk to this prick. - No more talk. Just do it!
-
There's gotta be a boat.
That depends on how willing you are to cooperate.
after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion That marathons suck
[murmurs numbers]
But the point is that the key decisions of every conceivable option
Now, it's as simple as that!
...take us to DEFCON 5. - Yes, sir.
Have you gotten any insight
"Chess."
To tell them what goes on.
Typhoons scrambled multiple intercepts
- Oh, I don't know. - I should've just let you do it.
But aren't you Stephen Falken?
Now! I want this cleared up right away!
Waiting for Gaffa to come online GAme Time Elapsed
I have seven... Correction, eight redbirds two degrees past apogee.
...so I could get his secret password.
We'll be spared the horror of survival.
What?
...one. Launch.
[Chuckles] For myself, I sleep well at night,
No, no, sir. Not you.
They must have told it he died.
Game time elapsed:
Boy, are you guys dumb. You're so dumb.
[Buzzer sounds]
DOD pension files indicate current mailing ad...
To get the computers to learn from mistakes we couldn't make.
General, are you prepared to destroy the enemy?
- Seattle! - Yeah! [laughs]
Take us back to defcon 5
We are in a launch mode.
Won't you come in?
It's the military's computer. Why wouldn't they know?
.
There's rumors of a new Soviet bomber with stealth capabilities.
We'll both act normal and it'll be fine.
No idea.
"People sometimes make mistakes."
[Ship horn blaring in distance]
Once he makes that decision, the computer takes over.
After careful consideration I've concluded your new forecasting system sucks.