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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
We might have to go through this thing after all.
[Buzzer sounds]
- You wanna take this over? I gotta go. - Sure.
Yeah, I know.
[Buzzer sounds]
...ten. Missiles enabled. - [Man over speaker] Minus 30.
If we don’t score 25 points, We will be at defcon 1!
Thanks.
[Computers humming, clattering]
What are they for?
[David] Call Falken! He'll tell you. Please call him.
That's what we're recommending he do.
Get out of the way.
After the gates are closed, nobody gets in or out.
Hold the door! Hold the door!
SAC. Try SAC headquarters on the HF.
Sir, you better get on the headset.
...what? Roderick.
I need an airline ticket. I'll pay you back.
That indicates our current defense condition.
Gate. Open gate, through gate, close gate.
Please, let me talk to Mr. McKittrick.
- Get me wing command post. - It's not the correct procedure.
[Dial tone, phone dialing]
stop that stop doing that now!!!
...quite recently...
[Beeping]
[Stammers] Oh. I was just looking around.
- [Beeping] - [Scoffs]
- What's a "trajectory heading"? - I have no idea.
These screens are connected
Ooh! Oh...
IT's Learning.
...tell us your answer to question four.
[Phone rings]
I'm sorry. We don't know how it happened
[David] Oh, Jesus!
Do the world a favor and don't act like one.
...you'll have a complimentary beverage waiting at the officer's center.
"Tic-tac-toe."
Could someone tell me, please, who first suggested
Goose Island, Oregon.
What's he yelling about? I didn't order a simulation.
That's wonderful. I'll meet you tomorrow at 9:30. Bye.
We can't ask these men to go back to the president
[rocket rumbling]
We did all that and he broke in again.
Please call him! Call him!
- The one in the middle? - Yes.
You’re giving away all our best tricks!
[Door opens]
- I'll ask it for help. - Can you do that?
[Phone rings]
It's still on 4 because of that little stunt you pulled.
[Woman] Go ahead, open it up.
WE NEED 25 POINTS! WE ARE AT DEFCON 1!
I think I saw one.
Whoa, now! Hold it!
[Low humming, beeping]
BITCOIN, What are you doing?
How far has it gone?
[Man on TV]... the U.S. Went on a full-scale nuclear alert,
[Operator] What city, please?
Yeah.
malvin
When you were hoping for ALF but got a Furby instead
[Computer beeping]
No, you got an A.
Sometimes I think we're all gonna get electrocuted.
The machine's locked us out. It's sending random numbers to the silos.
These switches are connected to the Strategic Air Command
Authentication.
- What are you doing? - Dialing into the school's computer.
[Jennifer] I don't know.
Those are launch codes.
- I'll get the elevator. - Sign in?
[Scoffs]
Yeah? Your turn next, Ginsberg.
I don't believe this.
[Paul] Must be caught in a loop.
- Got anything? - I'm still looking.
Number eight, warhead alarm.
That is true. You're gonna have a balloon payment in five years,
Those blips are not real missiles. They're phantoms.
"Distinguished visitors from Birmingham."
This corn is raw!
Scramble all alert aircraft. I repeat, scramble all alert aircraft.
- David?! - Yeah, uh...
Over the plants?
After very careful consideration, sir I've come to the conclusion your new system sucks.
General, you are listening to a machine.
- [Computer] Yes, they do. - How can it talk?
Just on that aerobics show with some girls from my dance class.