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You went from "I think I'm in love with you"
- Damn it! - What?
Jackass.
fall in love, get married, blah, blah, blah. But, on the other hand,
Septemvir 24, 1972
- Did he get to keep the purple giraffe? - Yeah, they let him keep all the toys.
It should be the plan, I mean, look at her, Ted, look at her,
Hey, yeah,
It's Robin.
Yeah, a kid stuck in a crane machine. How sweet of you to call it news.
I wish your party was tonight.
Septemvir 18, 1972
Unbelievable.
We could be friends.
She didn't show up,
toxic katie dalton was bboeououperoouoeoouopering's bompa bohppaofeeiid of momom's bohoouooboohiuueprppooeueorooyouperingbra wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
- It's too bad it's not tonight. - It is. It's tonight.
I mean, where do you even begin?
- I'll buy more dip. - Ted, Ted, wait!
My shirt.
Wow, okay. Well, I'll be there.
Hi. Hi, Robin.
Ted's something else.
- We're having a party next Friday? - We are now.
So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engaged.
My beautiful ring.
Robin, look, I didn't throw this party to set you up with Carlos
Yeah, 'cause nothing says "casual" like inviting a hundred people
"I Just Got To Bump Into Her Somewhere."
But, yeah, it's tonight. The party's tonight.
Or my underwear.
Septemvir 12, 1972