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You go to the science museum and you put your hand on a metal ball
You have fat butt disease, Michael?
It's an Amish technique.
I was a greeter.
UNSHUN NEVER RESHUN Dude, text you sent last night almost made me gay.
How work went last night
Me to my dog after the very chopped his balls off
for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
I don't know. I'll figure something out.
If we keep doing them, I'm not going to want to jump.
I MEAN THIS IS REALLY SERIOUS STUFF
It's not safe. You don't have a license.
"Hey, check it out there's free porn over there."
see if he handles hate crimes.
*Senator SANDERS
when one office worker, who shall remain nameless,
We measured it once.
Ready?
Is that the last year the data was available?
That...
Yes. Good. Fine. Like stretching and...
I mean this is really serious stuff.
Heart disease kills more people than balers.
Seasonal affective disorder.
Your such a ditz
I found a potato.
Oh, my life!
Okay, one thing you're going to want to
Yes.
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
For your circulation, you're going to
Yeah, That sounds good
Am I a hero? I really can't say, but yes.
Drew. I'm Drew now.
you're a very brave man.
Okay? Fine.
We do safety training every year or after an accident.
Let's rock and roll! Rock and roll!
Way braver.
I am going to be a very rich dude.
ta-freaking-da.
Sedentary.
If Kendrick Lamar ever wins a Pulitzer, I'm going to be a very rich dude.
so it's also recommended that you step away for about 10 minutes every hour.
We're not allowed to use the baler.
What? So, Nerf isn't cool anymore?
Right!
take them at the same time.
Hey, Michael,
Deactivate the car alarm, clean up the mess.
Happy Birthday Drew!
Come on down, okay?
The stress of my modern office has made me depressed.
Toby is leading ours upstairs.