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I'll get her back.
We have alcoholics, too.
by an unknown genius. Ahem.
Papa?
(singsongy): I don't hear an oil.
(scoffs) Next you'll be badmouthin' shallots!
I just came in to use the phone.
Barney.
little bits of bacon,
Little Miss Lola Loud and Ben Bones are gonna go to Niagara Falls.
¶ Always be a good boy... ¶
(all chuckling)
She got hit by a flower truck.
Ah, great, perfect.
I might have to console him till closing time...
Use your words. Who do we cut?
What? That's just a lame-o candy bar.
Dah, dah-dah, dah!
It's time for youse two to leave.
You know my bar was originally an eight-story hotel?
Ima? Nobody's been named that in, like, a hundred years.
of successful American businessman, uh, Moe Szyslak?
I like ya plenty.
Homie, we can't keep inviting so many people to Thanksgiving.
-¶ ¶ -(neon lights buzzing)
Hey! Can I get a little service here?
No, don't do that.
Hey, uh, listen,