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Is that okay?
- People use a pen to get high. - I know, it's crazy.
I'm just here to make you happy.
Hey, you like Huevos Rancheros?
so basically he gonna spend, like, the rest of his life
- Yeah, right. - Yeah.
No, I think I managed them quite well.
Order food. Watch dumb movies.
Four bottles does it?
Well, I thought that you were into cocaine?
I was a douchebag
Uh, you want to get some food or something?
Okay, you know what? I'll just deal with it.
Come on in.
The nurse says, drop her off in Burbank.
Like, you're not listening to me.
Oh, he could have a great Shiva.
Can we get on with it, honey?
So Harry says, why don't you take another test?
- Oh, my God. - Oh those were double eyelashes.
You just... you sound a little more like you're jealous.
- I can't wait. - Yes, please.
I think I just... I think I need to go, Josh, if you don't mind.
- She. - No one else, not one of you.
You brought up your eggs on a first date.
Yeah. That's how anyone feels after they've boned someone random.
- Oh. - A Shiva.
No, it's, uh, Melanie.
It's this, like, pen thingy.
- Yeah, I think it's awesome. - Fucking love it,
Like, why are we in a hurry?
- Where is he? - In the bedroom.
It's, uh, it's enough. And you put it in...
I want you to be here.
That's all that matters.
Yes. Yes, come inside me.
I can't.
- Good, good. - Jesus Christ.
Yeah, that's what they... that's what they say.