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New York's so crowded.
- Chinese fire drill. - Okay. Go!
BACKSTREET BOYS!!!
I keep my socks on. Intimacy issues.
the city's only real landmark.
- This is a good one. - So...
Come on!
Maybe she'll listen. There's always a way.
- Yeah. Hey. - Hi.
Did your boobs get bigger? Mom, I'm over here.
I miss you guys, but I'm good.
Totally kidding, by the way. Just an old friend of mine.
Oh, no, not that one. The one on top.
Jamie!
Wow, you grew up here?
But he's very visual, thank God.
- Come with me to LA. - What?
I haven't seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.
because otherwise I don't get my bonus.
Yeah. Yeah, that works.
- I didn't know you had a tattoo. - Yeah.
And thank you for ruining my mountaintop
than the someone who's doing the sweeping.
Let's go.
Taking something so pure and commercializing it?
He's from LA. I figured he's into all that bullshit.
That's really... That's enough of the tennis.
He's got ears like an elephant.
- You made it. - Sorry I'm late.
I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliché of true love.
Where is she, anyway?
Dunkin-My- Tits-Hynes. Com.
Just say hello to her for me, will you?
I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie.
You know what? I will come out.
Yeah. Well, it's my job.
To tel/ you that
Me to my friend
Do these people get paid for this?
Maybe you should care a little bit less about work
- Oh, you poor kid. - I'm not proud of it.
- What the hell are we doing? - I don't know.
- How was your day? - It was okay.
Hey.
I don't understand.
No emotions.
I thought you weren't on call today.
Well, at least let me drive you to the airport.
I mean like a real girl. Not a friend.
Thank you. Thank you for everything.
it's 90 degrees, it's like 100,000 degrees.
Your lips. Yeah. I thought you might be a good kisser.
Of course I'm coming.
What do you mean you have a fear of heights?
That never works, bro.
So you guys have known each other for a while?
Do you know how many men in my life I thought were really perfect?
Shut up.
Something came up. Let's meet tomorrow.
is that life is goddamn short and you can't waste a minute of it.
We're looking for someone to lead the redesign of our entire website.
Let's have sex like we're playing tennis.
Hi, you've reached Jamie Rellis. I can't pick up the phone right now
I'll make sure he brushes his teeth, and you, don't believe anything she says.
- We're friends, let's stay friends. - Yes. Yes, this, I don't wanna lose this.
Okay, let's go boy, girl, boy...
I want you to meet my parents.
So, thank you again. I'm sorry I gotta go.
Thank you for doing this before the concert, by the way.
And then we're gonna sing. We're gonna...
- They're still breasts. - Thanks.
after they play tennis.
Thank you. That's enough.
What's going on in there?
I was conned by some headhunter.
- Oh, my butt. - Really?
The bedroom has better light.
I'm not taking that thing on the subway. I don't wanna get rolled.
You guys use the same leave-in conditioner.
The engineering on these planes is so advanced.
- Hey. - You made it.
- You liked her enough to have sex with her. - It's just physical.
No, no.
If you tell anyone about this, I will rip your ears off
- All right, man! - Look at you!
You pulled my robe off. Oopsy. Remember?
I'm sorry.
It's not who you want to spend Friday night with,
- Like a fish... - Yeah, I get it, Tommy.
- A little more... Whoa, too far! - Sorry.
I mean, I'm the only friend you have in New York.
Just hang on, baby.
So, my door is always open.
It's not Third Eye Blind. Can you believe that?
Oh, hey! Are you done with this? All met up?
I'm even picking him up in a hybrid.
before I break his fucking skull?
Because we don't like each other like that.
- See if I still have game. - Okay.
I'm whispering in the ear of a dead man.
my girlfriend With me
Why would you keep bananas in the fridge?
How'd you know I was up here?
It's a huge move.
I could put up a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs
you happy now you pressed the help button and saw what happened? oh you're very naughty don't do it again! you hear that? you've been warned. oh ok now i don't wanna go home yet! oh just for a little while just this once? oh but i don't wanna feel overexausted and felt i haven't brought anything. faye.
- We're just friends. - Oh, no, I know.
- Choir. - What?
And I know you've heard a million times, life is short.
Oh, my God, I just called him Jason.
Whatever happens, we stay friends.
How's your boy Parker? Still staring at trees?
- It's kind of funny. - It's kind of funny.
Yeah, bro. You're gay.
Well, look, there's no question that you are talented at what you do,
- You did just then, though. - This does not count. I'm not in the moment.
Yeah, he is.
so he wants to set you up with his brother.
but this time it's actually in my apartment.
Who would've thought Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic?
Who is Dede?
- What do you mean? - Sleeping together.
they could get rid of a pilot and use his salary for a hot lunch.
- What is this? - It's a flash mob.
- I know! Give me your pants. - What?
- Why am I still having this conversation? - Because I'm right.