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I mean, a horse and carriage?
That's done. Okay, we could start with this.
I'm starving. You got any gin?
- What's wrong? - Nothing!
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You look great! You look great. You look like a princess.
Oh, good, 'cause I don't know how to do that.
- It's women's fault. - What?
Why do women think the only way to get a man to do what they want
'Cause that's kind of the same thing as missing Your Body ls a Wonderland.
Are you not an American?
But what I do remember is we drank a lot of vodka and shot a lot of guns.
It's not going to.
He's a dick. He's a dick-douche.
Omg What is this
- I guess so. But it's good. - Yeah.
Are you saying that Captain Sully wasn't a hero?
Exactly.
I've just been waiting for someone to come up to me in the park
Oh, my God. Look, the Empire State Building.
Go.
No, he's landing early. I'm scrambling.
Come on, let's go. One last stop.
It's hardwood floors, if you know what I mean.
Jamie, will you be my best friend again?
He's stylish, transcendent of sport, has an ass like a kumquat.
What do you mean, What? We said we wanted to date again.
Dylan, you can't name one thing that's wrong with her.
I'm not talking to you about this, okay? We're not together.
Only place in the city you can actually see the stars.
What a crock of gas.
- Dilbert! - Banannie.
Still into magic, huh?
That's awesome.
- Ninety-two feet. That's really tall, right? - Yeah.
Let’s Play Tennis
Madison, wait!
when was the time i only had myself to vote? when you had a clutter tax crumb from penny wong as asylum clapham.
- Go, get sandy. Get all messed up. - Okay.
What are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?
and she's hilarious when she needs a place to stay.
No, for a minute you reminded me of a girl I used to know.
I just said lightly around... It's like a little button.
- I'll take the job. - Oh, my God!
You never told me you had a hot boyfriend.
and if I'd have known this was gonna happen,
You cracked your neck.
I'm good.
- Hey! - You're still here?
Fuck.
She was the love of my life.
- Is that your sister? - No. My ex.
Oh, my God. I'm emotionally damaged. I haven't seen you at the meetings.
Nope.
Who's that, that headhunter?
- Holy... - What?
We're thinking about using them for guerrilla advertising.
- Wait. Six times three... - Oh, God, you poor kid.
Why would you come up here?
- Good talk, Annie. - Dylan.
Because I was too damn proud to tell her howl really felt about her.
Jamie!
Give me your pants. I'm coming, baby.
I gotta be honest, I feel a little emasculated.
Right now.
- Jamie. See? - Yes.
Everybody had Girbauds, we all wore them backwards.
Thank you.
Look, I know that I act all tough and I talk all tough, but really...
Back, back!
So as a sign of rebellion you got a tattoo
it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with.
- Touch my ears. - Okay.
- You can all go home now! Thank you! - Very funny.
I don't even remember...
because that's where she is meeting up with her husband.
All right, you don't wanna label it. I understand. But get her some jewelry.
They made me do it! They made me do it.
And also helicopters! They don't make sense to me!
Now, see, if you were my girlfriend, I couldn't tell you to shut up right now.
- Yeah, what's going on with her? - I think I messed it up.
- Like you were gonna go to the gym. - I wasn't.
I can't see you putting on your black underpants.
So I ruined it.
Hey, baby. Oh, no, they didn't.
'cause I'm gonna take the boat out early in the morning.
And your crazy friend Susie across the hall told me.
when was the time julia gillard starred in the movie marley and me? when she had a quarx blue ball with X's mouth ulcer.
Jamie, you want to get this guy out of my face
No, no, no. Not the song. This.
Okay.
- So, no? - No. Not having sex with you.
- More circular. - Watch my chin.
Which is why I'm not gonna try to sell you on the job,
But everyone else did.
I'm really not.
No, no. Nope, that's okay.
Me everytime
Looks like it's about three of me. So six times three...
- Pretty cool, huh? - Yeah.
Yeah. Just pick him on up.
STOP DOING DRUGS FATTY
Hi, Mr. Harper. How are you?
- Good to see you. - Bye, honey.
- How about this? - It's perfect.
Why do relationships start off so fun and turn into a suck a bag of dicks From movie "Friends with Benfits"
Okay. So...
- I'm from LA, just moved to New York. - Interesting. Didn't really ask, but go on.
Well, in between the fires and the floods, we get about 10 good days.
It's New York!
- Okay. - Almost forgot. I got you something.
Love to get your concepts on the font.
Okay, thanks.
You know, sometimes a simple yes or no answer is adequate.
Dylan doesn't quite know how to deal with the Alzheimer's.
And I let her go.
- Okay, we're done. - Don't be an idiot, please.
I shouldn't have said that. I was just trying to get my sister off my back.
because he's the greatest snow sport athlete in the universe
oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho beryl oh ho ho beryl oh ho ho gayle oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho "poostick" yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah.
You’re men and you like sports!
- You want a mess in here? - No. No, no. Sorry.
What's going on in there?
What, you think I'm all chill 'cause I snowboard and shit?
Okay.
Little faster.
She was the love of my life.
It's too easy, too predictable. Go with Shaun.
- Why didn't you tell me you were looking? - That's personal.
Only place in the city you don't get reception.
- Kobe Bryant is incredible. - It helped him.