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that I think I plagiarized a speech that I wrote for Chung.
Oh, that's a brilliant plan.
- Can we make it public? - No, no, no, no.
- Again? - Yeah.
Three fucks, you're out.
Ma'am, you have my deepest, deepest sympathies.
Yeah, oh, Danny, I just want to let you know,
- Crazy. - Bad combo, yeah.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. - ...it's just inspiring, Dan.
Oh, good. Because politics is about people, don't you think?
Yeah, it's like a noun-verb gumbo.
"Mr. Ching, I come to America to work.
I have something to say.
I am absolutely running in two years.
- Get out of here. - I have POTUS incoming!
Jonah, why don't you put the kids in my office?
Chill out. I lost my charger. You got one?
- She wants to explain this to you. - Fine.
Well, it's not the job that's depressing.
piss flap over here who moves like--
I think I know what you're gonna say.
Thank you so much for seeing me at such short notice, Mr. Davison.
Okay, now listen, I got this science fair thing.
It's almost threatening.
Accidental dick move.
- She's leaving the ticket. - No, absolutely not.
- I got to think. - Okay.
It's like saying flammable or inflammable.
Hi, Dana. Hey. Hey, listen.
So if you need to look for other jobs,
than the rest of the chairs in the Oval Office.
It'll be like a political massacre.
Amy, this is really happening.
Your news is probably more like a page six,
Wait a minute. You're choosing dead milk over me?
I was this close to living on my boat.
- Oh, here's the bit. - It's not about what America means to me.
- We got to make a statement. - Okay.
You know what? We got to talk about the campaign, don't we?
You're kind of obsolete.
Good choice. Under the radar as we used to say in the military.
It's like I'm her central nervous system.
The unfriendly kind.