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- I have shit to do. - I am in a bad way.
Why don't you fucking kill yourself, Will?
It's like a Pecorino peace offering.
After all, you didn't really meet anyone named Juanita who said that.
What, are you working out or what?
- to look into whether in a couple of years... - Okay.
Oh, she loved the cheese.
Lookie, lookie, lookie, lookie.
Jesus, you wrote this shit?
Oh, well, in that case, let's get right to it.
Well, the president now has the Senate
- Let's go say hi to POTUS. - Don't talk to me like I'm a crazy person.
So come with me 'cause I've got an idea.
Furthest thing from our minds.
Is it Bring a Disparate Person to Work Day?
just JFK the fuck out of me.
I didn't know you did voices.
Although I should really take this call.
Boom, boom, pow.
Both.
investigating the murder of a young black man.
No, four words-- money again. Right?
Oh, God. I hate impeachments.
She doesn't love you, okay? She doesn't care.
God, that's such a shame.
So, I know what you're thinking, Madam Vice President.
- Oh, my God. I'm just-- - Congratulations, ma'am.
Well, from up here, they look like ants.
Yes, sir. Well, I always thought of you as a mentor.
Oh, here. Don't eat it too fast.
I hate to leave a man down, but I'll see you around.
I don't know who that person is.
Honey, she'll get another bag bunny, I just know it.
I mean, it's very claustrophobic.
- Mike. Mike. - Is the president coming?
So here's Selina's hard copy
then you need to be thinking about that.
No, I am not plagiarizing Mike.
- Shaved and grated. - Okay, I'll just give this to her.
Are you fucking kidding me?
but I'm gonna stay with Selina.
Jonah, this is a restricted area.
Let's literally not fight, all right?
I think I know what you're gonna say, but I don't wanna jinx it.
Mike sees knowledge as the enemy. Forget about that.
Ben, I am crying
Or that I don't know.
I didn't arrive soon enough to be able to cut out the cancer.
...I might be of use serving at an even higher level.
I think that the president should only have her staff here.
- Cheese? - And it's overseas.