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I meant for her.
- I didn't mean you, Gary. - I know.
POTUS, he knew the gig was up
Just wondering if you could use a top press guy.
Right. Right. She scares me a lot.
Okay? That's good cheese.
No, it's good to see you again. Take care.
And then I get in the Senate
One a burnt-out loser, the other a conniving robot.
We? What, is the whole team leaving?
- That was the deal. - Why don't you fucking kill yourself, Will?
Sorry, not black truffle. I meant white truffle.
He should get the basket. Right? We'll get him to tweet about it.
Well, I have to say that I believed in me, too.
No, no, no. Bah, bah, bah, bah.
Why not? Are you scared of her?
- Oh, hi, Roger. - Can we talk?
Excellent. I respect your brevity.
Come on, Wilbo Faggins, let's go.
Furlong and Doyle have turned their guns on the president.
- Okay? - Okay, yeah. Got it.
and we're doing D&G Cheese Overseas.
So what's POTUS's next move, Jonah?
- Oh, wow, what is this? - It's an ant kibbutz.
It'll be great publicity. You know I'm right.
There's one. I need my veeple
Yeah, that's what I-- you're not finished? Go ahead.
So now our spineless,
You should be aware that the president is on his way.
What in the crippling fuck!
I know how to freak out, okay?
Wow. You're gonna cancel them, right?
and shooting for the White House.
- Oh, my God! - I'm gonna run.
And then four years after that, reelection, baby.
very quietly on the inside.
Although I did change it from Juanita to Anita.
I've literally no idea what you're gonna say.
Honestly, it's so out of line.
- What? - You said reelection.
Congressman...
Gary, call Dana. She's called 90 times.
- Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! - Ma'am, I'm coming.
No, he had to go. Together we are going to make history.
Because he couldn't stomach the look-- like that,
you guys don't need to take other jobs.
all turned the party against him.