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I do.
[rock music playing]
Yeah, but that was, like, five years ago.
-Why? -I don't know.
She got as far away from you as possible.
Probably the chicken or the carnitas.
I was actually psyched when I thought of it.
I do not know.
Hey, John. What's up?
I don't know.
[people conversing indistinctly]
I got to go to the hospital.
The whole subplot of me beating Marquise
about how we're on this path,
Then one day, I woke up and just thought,
my lady kind of left me.
How did they run out of tacos?
Hey, actually, by the way,
What? No, I'm not gonna become a lawyer.
Oh, awesome.
It's fine.
Because it sounds like that's what you're saying.
See, I knew you'd be a good chef.
You just decided just like that?
Dev, you're a great guy.
What? Seventy is a high number.
Are you the dude from the Mucinex commercial?
Come on.
Isn't it a little late in the game to get into Harry Potter?
♪ ♪
without even thinking about it?
[cell phone rings]
but 70 is just as high.
Playing tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
How many women did you meet before you decided on Ma?
Do not get a cucumber in the butthole for your birthday! Have a happy birthday Jackie!
[applause]
Go eat the second best taco, like some kind of asshole?
I don't know what to do.
Literally any taco place.
I chose your mom.
You can even start a family.
Po-da-po. You are so indecisive.
We get married, have kids, get old, and then we die.
Listen, I got you a little present
-[Dev] Calm down. -[Rachel laughs]