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Whatever the fuck make the people laugh, say that shit.
What the hell was you doing in that bitch's house?
I respect my parents. And we didn't have shit. Okay?
That's why they shy now.
and his brother woke up, jump on top of my boy and started kicking his ass.
We filming a movie here tonight and y'all gonna be in this shit.
because you're trying to trap... Guys, don't be hurt. She likes you.
Two, 'Lillian cannot...'
And you not supposed to let a phone ring for a half-hour.
I don't give a shit about either one of them.
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, F*** IT.
You feel like one of the Cosby kids and shit.
and the shit don't work out and you break up a year later.
Officer Cowen
Wasn't me
People that watched the fight was in court.
Give my dick back. Now, listen, be quiet.
You finish shitting and you flush the toilet and wait a second
...in front of people.
Because I'm into American women. I like American women.
and if you mess with Ed, you be dead.
to where my wife is cooking dinner for the family.
Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life!
Well, my dick don't get much harder than this.
And dumb niggas going, Yeah, what does he mean, we figured them out?
And there's a big split in the middle and grease is popping out.
.
- I'm telling you, that behind and all. - Yeah, he's looking sexy.
Frank op een Gravelbike Stop Mike, stop
of this big meatball on the bread.
Mr fuck you man
tell her i said ‘Have a Coke and a smile and shut the eff up’
Yo, man, Michael Jackson is mad. I was like, So?
Then I started thinking about it. Half.
The fuck outta here
No fire shoot out my dick
You're not going to Shirley's house to play Pokeno. Fuck Pokeno.
like Linc Hayes from the Mod Squad
After ltalians see Rocky, they come out the movie theater, they be like...
Then he started farting.
Everybody claimed I whipped their ass.
That's why I haven't been on the road the last three years.
Mike don't weigh but a buck-oh-five, you know.
Since you can't get up off your ass and answer the phone,
You're looking at it while it's popping.
I don't like the way you treat me, Eddie.
A A
Youth to the government: Well, what have U done for me lately?
So many skeletons.
No, if you're sorry, you wouldn't have fucked her!
You go up and say, I never met anybody like you before.
We didn't have all the fancy things like you, Charlie and Vernon.
Duck her and that big nose motherfucker They both eat shit and die
lf I come home and a fireman putting the house out, I say:
Well, listen, girl. Won't you come back around my place?
Why, why, why? I do everything my man wants me to do
Get your shy ass away from me.
When you come on home, baby Hold on a minute.
Because theoretically, that pussy's on lease.
And I sat and listened to this man chastise me.
There can be a cape hanging out your pussy with a big S on it.
He don't look like, you know, like he can't fight.
Whatever you wanna see is OK with me.
God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life.
I even liked Best Defense.
And Mr. T was gonna fuck Ed up. He was...
And that was your birthday cake. And we never complained.
Gotta be a good cook.
I'm gonna keep rolling. This is my last roll.
you can't go outside anymore either.
All we have is Wonder Bread.
where him and his wife sleep, with another woman, fucking!
That’s just jokes.
and chop the peppers up in big chunks.
Lillian
Oh, Lester, sit your drunk ass down.
My wife, Camille, handles the ticket money.
YOU CANNOT SAY.... FILTH FLARN FILTH FLARN FILTH IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!
Next thing you know, Dexter is fucking your woman.
Give me half, Manny! Give me half, Mr. 'fuck you' man!
And I was petrified. I would walk at parties and people say:
Guys, don't get trapped. We'll call them pussy traps.
And kids are honest.
And I say, I never said no 'filth, flarn, filth'.
She's sitting around in the kitchen by herself, mad,
I see a lot of you good women sitting out there going:
That's the new rules in the house.
Doc: So you have a burning sensation
Got to get married in the '80s. I read the papers.
Nineteen years old. Beautiful face. A virgin. Nobody ever fucked her.
Just me and my friends.
Get a little older, I'm gonna kick you in your nuts, see how you like it.
You gambling with your dick, saying, Come on, need a woman with a mind.
And ladies... Now, here's a woman right here saying, Right on.
I would be so hurt, you know what I would do?
Ma, we don't have no hamburger buns.
That's what I like about Sly. He goes in
Hey, your woman is like this:
And Brooke knew too.
Lil!
to a white man, look just like you!
The big nigger named Abdullah's hand wrapped around his throat.
And then he kicked him in the ding-ding.