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- Nothing. - Nothing.
Well, right now I'm coming across pretty hard-lined,
What you need is some coaching.
The public will vote for anybody they recognize.
- She's a reporter. - Shut up.
Ten bucks he says, "Bring back the draft."
the hole is the hole.
to highly skilled, legal immigrant workers.
The twitch is back, yeah. I cannot believe it.
and I live in the real America.
but I did learn that he used to be a soldier.
And if you can't stand the heat, buy asbestos panties.
- and because I need your brain. - Thank you.
Okay, Thornhill knows how to throw a ball.
Yeah, well, then we use the drawdown-lockdown.
- Oh! - Oh. I didn't even recognize you.
I don't care, Mike. Just get Wendy here, okay?
- Angela. - It is... huh?
Mike, I haven't gotten any questions about her hair.
Everybody here doesn't hate me, right?
I don't enjoy touching children's faces.
We don't wanna go down the hole.
Go fuck yourself, "Jack and the Giant Freakstalk."
- That's manager. - Manager. That's fine.
the uninterruptability of this meeting.
Well, that's not the haircut.
Well, thank God for Twitchy. He really saved us.
Number one... we need to reform.
Well, I don't just manage, ma'am, I coach.
To... plug up the plug hole.
I'm sorry, Gary. You lost me at "Hello."
- Thank you. - Okay.
Your personal trainer caused some controversy recently
The focus groups love him.
Gets me aroused. Sorry, I meant roused.