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- No. - Madam Vice President, 30 seconds to air.
You don't have the facial gravitas for a beard.
Former Secretary of Defense George Maddox.
Don't sweat it.
So now you have to tell me about FLOTUS.
- Mm-hmm. - And I'm still very sorry that I... you know,
- Yeah. - Yeah?
and then into the hole... or off the map.
- That's good, I like that. - Thanks, guys.
They've got more flip-flops than the cast of "Baywatch."
FLOTUS? What about FLOTUS?
No, don't look at the twitch. Focus on the "dead dad lady."
- Thornhill had an affair? - What the hell is wrong with you?
Successful companies like Clovis in Silicon Valley,
Ma'am, this is the haircut that your head has always wanted,
Very good. Now compare yourself to Lincoln and Buddha.
by saying I would like to be the first
She's become distracted by the trappings of her office.
You gonna hit one out of the park, "Shoeless Joe"?
Maybe a fourth R? Maybe just "relax."
We need to find the "smoking hon'."
- We need to out this affair. - Yeah, we do.
It's especially true with opening debates.
And I'm absolutely gonna get to that.
No...
...immigrants whose descendants, of course, run companies.
- Very good. - What is it with you two?
I just want to say I'm sorry if I wasn't very sympathetic
No, I didn't. Remember that third R.
- "Reform, reaffirm, renew." - No, "renew."
I'm talking about the dog.
I know. It seems every time she says "repel,"
because the rest of your day is a logistical hell.
But we wanna stay above the hole.
here at the University of New Hampshire...
Jesus, that is a wicked twitch.
She does not say nay to Ray. You know what I'm sayin'?
Our line can be "Thornhill's hitting home runs and away runs."
And now to you, Madam Vice President.
Boy, I do not know what I saw in you.
I make the decisions in my office,
and I'm coming off as too soft,
that Thornhill might have had an affair.
to your, you know, mental head issues.
Oh, Jesus, Kent. It was, like, three weeks ago.
I call it my "three Rs."
They're solid as a rock, rock, rock.
- Don't do it. - It's too much buildup.
I wouldn't say "repel" is a strong word.
she attracts more voters.
the plug as well.
Are we all allowed to speak at once now?
- You go right ahead. - Thank you. I just wanted to make sure
where I had the good fortune to visit earlier this year.
but then Selina said that he didn't,
We need to repel the enemies of America.
See? Basilly brain-dead. Don't worry.
- but was too afraid to ask for. - Right.
As in "honey." That doesn't work.
Yeah, is there a smoking condom?
we can make it an affair to remember.