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I can give you a ton of lines for this.
working with young athletes
That's Jackson. I hired him to sharpen up Selina's answers.
How does that affect your vision for America?
Baseball, baseball, baseball.
She forgot the third R.
Shit! I didn't just say that. I'm sorry.
You know, as someone
When? What? No.
Well, if Thornhill strayed once, there might be others.
they could do something really clever with that plug.
If you feel like you must applaud, then, you know.
Absolutely not. We still have a very special relationship
- Oh, nice to see you, Congressman Pierce. - Madam Vice President.
- Dan, you get the press ready. - Yeah.
which I like to call the "Zinger Sewing Machine."
This is what our marriage is gonna be? This?
Well, ma'am, I hope your meeting went well,
If our government is going to take everything from us,
I love that little guy.
I do. He's a less talented ugly version of me.
Then I can run the story on Ray.
No, I did not need to be cured, Michael.
I let it all get to me. But I've cleared it out.
you've served in Congress for four years now.
and find out...
It's like being dropped into enemy territory unarmed.
- Good boy. - Good boy, good boy, good boy.
If newspapers still had cartoonists,
"Get me some fruit, some mango."
Thank you so much, Andrea.
because the banks refused to lower the rates.
It's like touching a child's face. Here, try it.
Congressman Owen Pierce.
Love it... love it. Looks great.
Ooh. Do we have proof?
You've been with the military exclusively.
Okay, just what exactly did Gary say, okay?
No, that's in the past and you have to go forward.
Okay. But I mean, if it doesn't pan out,
And once again, we'd like to express our appreciation
I'm just an ordinary guy
Just imagine, that's what you'll look like when you become a boy.
Okay, so, moving on. Do you think that your London trip
Excuse me, Congressman?
with my experience, I can absolutely secure.
But here's the thing, Andrea.
then you can vote for me.
I'm going to go show everybody myself.