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I'd like a reward for this, please.
Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?
Why did I tell her I like her?
I'll tell you when it happened too.
Look, they did this for me before.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I took it out on you.
I'm gonna do it in Farsi.
It’s for Dustin so when he asks me about the league I can just consult it, and I don’t have to invite him
If I didn't put floss in my pocket...
Who doesn't?
Staring at each other in a defunct relationship.
Can you change this into bills?
What? I thought we had tickets to the Knick game Wednesday.
You get to make your own pie.
- Okay. - Here, take these.
- You want to invest? - My money's tied up in change.
- It's their annual terrorist luncheon. - Yeah.
- Who is this guy? - His name's Joel Horneck.
I should really try something like that.
Paul said he and his cousins would quit If you let “a big gay oaf” in the league..
What are you saying? What, you *like* folk implosion???
...and I make up things just to see if he's paying attention.
Most men like working on things.
I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that.
How much could you possibly have in there?
No Feet pics?
I hate it when there's nobody on the line at all.
- I know, I know. - I mean, you're my best friend.
I'll go if I don't have to talk.
That sounds like a great idea. It would be fun.
You're Dan.
I tell everybody to go see his show!