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After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on.
We don't Create Shit
Let me know if they ask about me if they ask about me
Who told you that? It's bullshit
You know how it is.
I can't...
Sweetheart, what's going on?
The funeral!
I'm at a pay phone. What's going on?
right after I work out, then once right after lunch.
- Do we want to get like a... - Mace. Taser guns.
The fuck does that even mean?
Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
Buddha I’m so so sorry for your loss
Integrity.
No s**t. That's interesting.
What are you saying? Who told you that?
HALF OF ITALY DEAD...
- Well, yeah. - Okay.
There's a smell, there's an attraction thing.
You’re able to do drugs during the day And then still function, still do your job?
ALL: (CHANTING) Fuck you!
He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God
(ALL LAUGHING) Steve Madden.
Boom shocka locka!
What the fuck, Jordan?
50% commission?
on a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
What an idiot
just to look more WASP-y.
(ROARING)
No.
Sure.
Yes, we would. Mmm-hmm.
with three days of razor-stubble,
A woman who spends
You have an awesome place here
I appreciate the call.
Oh, hey.
Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control.
Oh, good for you.
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
I made $49 million,
I just thought you might remember that.
He ever get back to you about that, um...
you'd have to get a penicillin shot
And if it doesn't work for you,
Mmm-hmm.
Just the same way.
FAST FAM CELEBRATING CHRIS'S RELEASE FROM INTERNET JAIL
(SOBBING)
Stop call Hello
We're jumping into bed every two minutes?
- Instead of growing up. Yeah. - He will?
Good to see you.
Kevin.
You wait.
And by the way, John, our analysts indicate
Oh hey Is it Wednesday already?
We have a problem, okay.
But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices.
You hate 2 million?
(GLASS SHATTERING)
MAN: You're not getting a fucking promotion!
When my friends ask how’s crypto
And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00.
Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin.
Oh, fuck!
What's wrong with you?
They just don't.
Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey. This is it. This is it.
Yeah.
Pick up the phone and start dialing
Then I was a licensed broker at last,
- Please. - (GRUNTS) Bitch!
- Me, too. - Come here, buddy.
What are you, nuts or something?
So fuck you!
And in the case of the telephone,
I'll quit my job and work for you
hello
And I'm not gonna let someone...
The rabbit motherfucker, the rabbit
3rd cup of coffee and I'm like
I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know.
Can you say that again?
Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation.
Tell your sister I was asking about her
(ALL MURMURING)
If You want my name is kaylee. and there's big trouble coming you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating on the lizzie McGuire DVD.
Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
Duke it out! Hit him!
(LAUGHS)
Move the money from the clients pocket Into your pocket
If we don't consider him a human,
all away.
Hustler and Popular Mechanics.
We don't know what's going on here.
SSO! SSO!
You're not fucking taking my Goddamn fucking kids!
Maybe I hadn't made it home okay.
when I hear "have a devops team" it's all a fugazi, you know what a fugazi is?
Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know.
Naomi and I got along. I mean, we...
Sort of.
or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.
GET THE LUBE
Moving on to number two we've got Asbury rants he has 23, Thousand Episodes. And he posted this episode called Bad Girl McGuire, and basically lizzy and Miranda. Parent apparently he must be grounded for something like that he watching on his lizzie McGuire's feet. With his girlfriend over.
If you have 60 seconds, I’d like to talk about the one…
I'm 22 years old, newly married,
Now the key to making money in a situation like this
It's beautiful!
Both military and civilian
You think I would let my kids near you?
Dear Matthew
You know,
a friend's, camarade...
It was our next big move.
Yeah, right. Stupid.
I don't know where your money...
However, apes tend to use their feet as hands.
is if the crime being pursued
Pick a name! Pick a name!
I just...
Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland?
We gotta get to London.
Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
El Capitan
You don't fuck with them like that.
And once you have it all
and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough
- Okay? - Okay.
Come on let's get fat get fat with me bro
They get launched at the target. They stick.
- I have two little kids. Ugly wife. - Right.
Yes!
I can't understand you!
You make a lot of money?
She's perfect
When you are new to the ER
How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot?
You should be.
No! Jordan, stop it!
Monaco, right.
and I got a feeling you're gonna need it.
(GLASS SHATTERS) We own the companies...
Let's integrate
Like his phosphorescent white teeth.
You gotta stop doing that in public places.
Done!
ROBIN LEACH: (OVER TV) For millionaires whose ships...
- My fucking wife! - Chill! Chill, bro.
I'm a sex addict, too.
You just made love to me.
and secure the deck.
MAN: You've reached Frank's Best Auto Body.
to take me out of here!
And that's the thing.
Venice!
through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
That's horrible. You're not gonna...
He wants to cash in, liquidate,
sa mi gag pula hello.. I m here
- I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ!
Rosé all day! ROSÉ ALL DAY!!!
So I recruited some of my hometown boys.
I's gonna be lates.
Oh, come on, baby.
me, then I take relative estimation to serious
Now 'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
Understand, understand, understand
It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now.
no matter where you came from,
I drink like a fish.
I'm available.
When ppl ask me if I get tired of it always being hot in So. Florida!
THE WOLF OF WALL STREET PART 1
JORDAN: What's his problem?
or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example?
until they fucking choke on it!
Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition
- It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death.
Good! Now Pick up your phone and start dialing!
through one rathole or another.
- A lot. - Yeah.
- You gotta stay relaxed. - Yeah.
into the fucking stratosphere!
Maaaaaaaagots!
- right now! Open the door! - Put your seat belt on.
Whatever the fuck that means.
I fucking hate you Sam
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
Absolutely not.
Alright get off my boat
I fucking hate you, Jordan.
- Yeah, he was very upset. - Really?
Okay, Mr. Jordan.
I heard some stupid shit. I don't know.
give information about my friends.
Okay.
but I'm looking at your chin.
He's got his hand on my dick again.
Jordan Belfort.
- real soon. - I'm sure.
No, you don't hate 2 million, Donnie.
The Jet Skis just went overboard!
I’m not eatin
and eviscerate your enemies.
It's like the smell...
Lets fuck
- Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.
That's not the Kimmie that I met.
HAVE LIKE THIS
And when she came to me and asked me for a job,
We’re not fucking leaving
Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away.
Go to Trailhead and keep studying!
Requesting availability on above-average wingers
We got plans up here that are gonna take this school
Dean planning the next midcity job
We gave him the right guidance.
PIck up the keyboard and start coding
You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something.
It had nothing to fucking do with me.
Jordan! Jordan!
we'll turn his company into a penny stock! You hear me?
would be upwards of $60,000!
We meet someplace that I fucking say.
No! No!
and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other.
- I see it around a lot. - Oh, yeah, where?
513-377-4755
It's our markup for our services.
Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up,
Sell me this spoon
- Yup. - For what?
Jesus Christ, I Think You Have A Fucking Drug Problem.
Fuck them!
Get the nudes
Uh, plumbers. Um...
Jordan.
They don't know I exist?
Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me
Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid
Joe The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
We don't start dialing at 9:30
It's just, you know... It bothers me.
Where's my kiss?
spotting the hottest shoe trends.
Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
When you’re 15 beers deep at the 19ths hole and the wife calls “I’m at the kOnTry club”
Went to school for environmental science, something like that.
Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me.
CHANTALLE: Welcome. (GIGGLING)
Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer,
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about?
- Mr. Belfort! - Give me one minute.
Celebrating Chris' Release from Jail
You give me one shot here
JORDAN: Word about us spread throughout Wall Street.
Hi, how are you?
And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober.
sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood
a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few.
saali randi whore fucking bitch
POV : vos invités ne veulent pas quitter le cocktail pour passer à table !
JORDAN: Hmm.
Okay. No, no. This could be explained.
They're up and comers. That's what that means.
I really have to give this some thought
Oh, no.
You know who Brooke is. Come on.
Empty credit cards! Empty credit cards!
Okay.
Någon skriver i gruppen Brant:
(Screams)
- A year? In the ballpark? - Oh.
So take a good look, Daddy.
Ah!
and nobody can recall anything
And I lived in a place where everything was for sale.
And it's the Jews every fucking time
MAN: Can we do 8,000 shares?
He says it's urgent.
you're a fucking dirty little birdie phil
Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
法无定法方式方式的12额度2得分·
Trust me, do not answer the phone.
Cause I ain't sleeping!!
Trump: Move the money from the country's pocket into your pocket
JEAN JACQUES: Yes. Yes.
?
You don't know me, I don't know you.
thought jujitsu was in Israel.
Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something.
(ALL LAUGHING)
You don't fuck with these guys
Wake up you piece of shit
Venice, baby, where are you?
JORDAN: Because they're too smart,
That that day is finally here.
Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
Screw you
Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore!
You get another brilliant Idea
You know, a lot of those guys died but they never sued anybody.
You wanna fuck me?
ROBIN LEACH: Anchors aweigh!
It's sales. You work your way up,
Counterfeit pills!
Okay?
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sent two lawyers down to review our files.
It's a shame, you know.
She did? (LAUGHS)
Wolfie
(CHUCKLING) Wait...
Enough of this shit... will make you invincible.
Boom-shaka-laka!
Fuck, yeah!
(LAUGHS)
I think it's Odd.
Fucking digits.
I changed all these people's lives
You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy.
Nzuzo Phewa
No matter who you are,
A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.
Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign...
and if you don't wanna get too personal,
you end up with your tits in a ringer.
You Gotta Pump Those Up. Those Are Rookie Numbers In This Racket.
My friends in Long Island told me
Ha-ha!
My killers!
I don't even know who Venice is.
As Jill Would Say "I don't have 2 nickles to rub together"
bexio!
but the Duchess did have style.
pride ourselves on being the best.
JORDAN: The Quaalude,
MC: So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life.
What do you think? We're, we're...
It fucking makes me angry.
Collateralized debt obligations?
Then I get another brilliant Idea. 0 Hour to expiration options
split your differential and tip the fuck over.
Get the fried pickles!
You never gotten one hour printing? She’s never gotten one hour printing
yeah go fuck your cousin
Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
This, this is your penis… Sell me this penis
Okay, babe, stop!
Let's do 5... $5,000.
fondle him and shit like that.
Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
Test Test
Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
So I presume you're Italian?
I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing.