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I'm deleting it.
I mean, I'm not working. This is my boyfriend's booth.
Let's listen to that message again.
- Sorry about waking you. - What time is it?
there's a battle between what we know and what we feel.
It's a common belief that women use the left, emotional side of their brain
I know: clorox.
- That's a joke. Guess it's an in-joke. - I get it.
- Excuse me? - You're a two blow job chick.
- I'm aware of that. - Why is he telling you?
I'm getting a real drink. Excuse me, a Glenlivet rocks, please.
- Do you play tennis? - Mm-hm.
one unfortunate thing
ooh, he's a big 'un! Where did he learn to whittle like that?
I don't have a road. I just have this booth.
- My spunk? - come, spooge, jiz, joy juice. Funky.
You don't know anyone who is interested. He's married.
- Do not come in here. - I have to talk to you.
charlotte was impressed with Bunny's technique.
Thanks for the coffee.
But I have to admit it's never been a trip to Baskin-Robins.
I thought you wanted beige.
It's not just asparagus. It's asparagus and something else.
Depressing.
- Didn't you feel like punching him? - No. It was too sad or something.
carrie, wait, wait.
There was nothing brief about it.
That's because I'm your booth-bitch.
Two hours later, it was time for the opening-day party.
- All righty. - Red wine.
We will never know. They still don't know who killed Kennedy.
- Hello? - It's me.
So unromantic.
Today, 12:22 pm.
I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.