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- You should write to Martha Stewart. - Dear Martha, funky spunk, help!
And she's never coming back.
You should try the tomato basil. It's sweeter.
Don't take this the wrong way, but this place could use a little work.
come on, baby, you give the greatest head. Please.
I'm like your roady.
It's not that bad? It's the doorway to hell.
And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy?
- Guilt? - Probably.
Steve and Miranda had been doing the polite avoid-each-other
- Sorry, I didn't get your names. - oh, I'm sorry.
- Where do you knowthem from? - From around.
A big orphanage where old boyfriends could think about what they did wrong
Well, Adam...
You heard me. Your spunk is funky.
When I said I was leaving, you didn't say anything. I got nervous, so...
- Just don't give him head again. - I never even thought of that.
about ending a relationship
How long have they been there?
So. can I showyou something in a hutch?
You are a dream come true.
oK, here are your wheat grass shots.
I'm leaving. I'll be at the Stanhope Hotel.
- I hate my machine. - Yeah.
- 6:30. - Jesus. Why so early?
That's why smart New Yorkers
Let’s just say it. You won. Was there a contest?
So... How are you?
There was no ring, no nothing.
- Well? - You should have punched him.
"All righty. "
No. We only like teeny-tiny furniture.
If you're referring to my boyfriend - he's doing business.
oK. I'll take it.