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all ready for some kickin'.
It's his office.
I get it. You said she's new in school.
and there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Stokes, today on the playground,
And copy.
maybe you'll find a friend who's not a bear.
Oh, my God, Bob,
"Good with children, bad at math, but great at baths.
Boys have tinkle-dinkers.
It's bad enough Tammy's trying to distract us
You should know, our daughter is very sensitive.
and it's full of incident reports from her school.
Oh, God.
Well, anyway, Tammy,
I understand that you're being a boob pube.
Oh, wow. This whole time
M me when I nee D to git crisses attention
He's been a little emotional lately.
- I don't want to. - Eat the burger.
Okay, quick break.
- Yeah? - What'd you think?
This is the wrong place for your stupid fliers!
looking for a babysitter for Kendra.
Okay. So, wait, did you order yet?
- what's going on down there? - Oh, right.
Not a great analogy.
because I'm nurturing and kind...
- That's beautiful, Zeke. - Preach.
Poor schmuck.
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - Just give... yeah.
Just because you have glasses doesn't mean you're not a bully.
So, everyone, I-I thought about what you guys said,
Bobby, if the waiter comes,
Here's your to-go order, sir.
tomorrow night, right, Bob?
I betrayed you,
That's bad.
so you're not walking home after dark.
for the lamb shank.
Hmm, Louise does have a point.
The gift certificate didn't cover the bill.
- Good point, but... - No, I understand you,
Yep. It's just a headband. That's the whole story, the end.
- On the ground. - You had an earring on?
but, I mean, who would, like, do that?
- Oops. - Yeah.
Keep going! Keep going!
So, Chris and I thought that since we're all