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Boko Haram is just concentrating,
They're slurping it up
you could afford to lose a few pounds,
a little bit about what we do.
I got this, I got this.
let's bring out the first fighter, Cub Swanson.
a money laundering front.
Fight Milk is boomin'. Apparently,
never met a person who does not like dogs before.
Yeah. Can we get him out of here?
and we are working tirelessly to remedy this situation.
Fight Milk.
All right, you guys ready? This is our opportunity
We're not into your weird diarrhea drink.
- Oh, guys. - Guys, just don't worry.
We are about making satisfied customers.
Nothing cuts weight like Fight Milk.
And I want to say thank you to America...
Sweat, piss,
the Cancun bullshit, Charlie,
Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
because they are people, too.
Now, objectify yourself and humanize me.
Oh, you're using it to cut weight, huh?
Pretty much everybody wanting to rape me
acceptable body types.
- Security, get these assholes out of here! - Fight Milk!
Starting to become known
but for nothing specific.
have revealed that Wolf Cola may in fact be
We could open a bakery with all the muffin tops I'm seeing
Well, what about the Catholic Church?
of your family's daily refreshment for years to come.
but they've got billions of dollars at their disposal
because I am the boss.
for several banned substances,
are gonna control the narrative.
Finally there's a crow-based
So, Fight Milk makes you sick?
Yeah. We did it!