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He's been missing over 24 hours.
Come on... Susan.
(indistinct low chatter)
I-I thought maybe you've been hurt, or-or kidnapped.
-Smile for the cameras. -What? What the hell is this?
You know what a
Ah, fuck me.
Okay.
Cry me a fucking river, all right?
'Cause that's all I'm good for, huh?
'cause, uh...
See, I asked around; you're not number two around here.
(chuckles)
I love Vought as much as you do,
You-You're really trying to sell this shit?
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah. I know you're trying your damnedest
Empty fucking suits with Cornell degrees? Come on.
Five-nine.
♪ Hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪
That's great news. Thank you.
That is so sweet of you to say.
(line ringing)
Whoever can pay.
Hi, John. Thanks for your support.
who even goes near those files.
crunch satellite data, COMP-STAT.
What are you exactly?
All right, listen, I have worked for the Feds.
I know a bloke. Top man.
(alarm beeping)
What the fuck?!
There's liability to consider.
(chuckles)
What is that?
Why? Was she your sister?
Fuck!
You stupid motherfuckers.
It was date rape, I think.
-Love a team-up. -Mm.
You a gardener?
(Homelander chuckles)
(elevator bell dings)
And they need to stay that way.
as a matter of fact. It was, it was really dark and, uh, muddy--
-Look, the mall shooting's a tragedy. -(phone ringing)
You know what a churrascaria is?
What, you... (chuckles)
I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.
What's your name?
is I need you to charm the shit out of those congressmen.
EMPLOYEE: Oh. Sorry, Ms. Stillwell.
All Bob's Burgers fans get forced to watch The Boys
(chuckles) Fucking idiots. I could be doing so much more.
You'll teach me to outrun cancer?
And if I was on the line,
Though the jet was fragmented,
It's corporate. To protect you.
But he-he's there every night.
The signal's going in and out.
BUTCHER: Come on.
You what?
What the fuck, Starlight?!
♪ Bad nights causin' teenage blues ♪
America's favorite invisible wanker dead on the floor,
It's LSD and MDMA. This is a candy flip.
I-I need to know why.