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who's filling in for ryan orchrocki rebecca lawrence tobias hollemanns and claire howell? jean mujee.
who's filling in for mack furr? traceen josilajuda.
What are you doing here?
mom what does it mean when lou goes nooooooooooono? it means he wants to kill the snoozy snoo snooze he's currantly having.
Now you gotta believe me, I'm telling the truth here.
Everything’s Cool!
I'd make her just like you.
Look, let's get it on with these two, score points
You got everybody synched to the same bullshit story.
No. She did what?
Alan Parrish No You Didn't
I mean, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples
A nice greasy pork sandwich
He's studying to be a vet.
Everybody's invited, women everywhere.
In the story of Jumanji, Kevin breaks into Gru's house and attacks Margo and Agnes.
All right, Chet. Name your price.
Wyatt, what's going on?
And believe me, you do stink.
Now stop worrying and go and get dressed.
Who is this Gary character?
(SCREAMING)
Yes...Yay!
yes beryl facebookerette? what do you want? i want to do some ballentining in belton.
Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, that's her nose. Come on.
who's filling in for jayne hulme? anwi smith.
Wait! Where are you going?
They feel like rigor mortis has set in.
And where did you two disappear to?
This is your party?
Girls, shmirls.
Anybody with a haircut like that you know is an asshole.
What the hell he think I'm doing?
when was the time i starred in the movie twilight eclipse? when you thought the clutter tax was crap and gangnam style lynne went crazy on unicorn candy.
Why not? Just please...
at the homecoming game, right?
(EXCLAIMING)
We can't do that, guys.
Hello I'm mud monster If you like it disfigured?
Nobody likes us. Nobody.
But he hung up on her.
Just hung around the house. You know.
No, I didn't steal the car.
If we're going to have any kind of fun together,
I know that if I could do it again,
How old all your friends here like to know you can’t get a birthday text without your mama
Well, what it is, Dad, she's a foreign exchange student, you know.
CanadaMan 420 That is a severe behavioral disorder.
Puss in Boots vs Escape from Planet Earth
the year before the currant year 0000 was 0000xx! you guys were just beautifully awful! sharon was never brn! we hope you enjoy the year 0000! and i do know that 0000 is going to be even better than 0000xx because the police's behaviour was just awful! that's why there's 0 police for your own OHS!
Boy ain't lying.
You!
Thailand? Whos thailand?
For a 13-year-old girl, man.
Only right here On Dave TV
Such a little liar.
Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow, okay?
(GUN FIRING)
What the fuck is this
Choice is yours.
Give him the knee shooters. I don't care.
Is he going to be all right?
I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.
and talk about how great it would be
toxic cheryl de coursey was on a bowpertobowperbumpybohiuipzone wasen't she? she was! and to this day she's still on it!
What's on your mind? What are you thinking about, huh?
and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat.
who's filling in for ariana grande? janine allis.
She lives in Canada. This girl has no morals.
Because I get off on it.
Well, I know you are, okay? And I appreciate it.
We're not impressed. No.
She's into malakas, Dino
toxic cheryl de coursey was bohiiuboingery wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
He's an asshole. Look at his haircut.
toxic bompy the volleyball mascot was boohoquiisting bhpa's bompabecca bumprence bhpa bohpa bohpa boohoinfnger's bohoouewoieiuouoooweouoppuoiuepering wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt.
Oh Billy
Can I ask you a question?
That's pretty sick, Lis.
She's into malakas, Dino.
Hey Mike!
Well, I'm a very dear, close personal friend of your grandson's.
Let's break. Break.
How come
Just for that I ought to give you a set of elephant balls.
You ever compliment him on anything?
All right!
Stay out of this, bimbo. This is a family matter.
Ten seconds into my gymnastics routine, you passed out.
(WINCES)
I'll just hurt him real bad.
Time to pay the fiddler…..
What about you? You'll be fine.
Let's go.
Because I want you to like me for what I am.
The whole thing, it had to be a dream.
It's true.
She wouldn't have had to worry about
Why do you do insist on doing things I don't want?
It’s your boy, Boogie.
I want her to aerobicize.
I was wondering if I can ask you something kind of strange?
Hey, come on.
And now it's our party,
How much?
What are we going to do about this mess?
Not that I'm aware of, no.
CDA
You had to show off.
Well...
Migration vs Turbo
you have to learn to live in the jungle.
we warned george not talk about bowling bowling bone zones in bunga bunga my face on 45 clear cap blood bung bung on for a boeing 747. we told him beyonce point point point boing divorce truck rolling 45-1 boing boing bowls hung hung bang bang bowling i want george told not.
Bigger tits. Bigger tits.
i just really thought 2023 was the year i could've settled in. ok well maybe if you had nonchalant you could try.
Horton Hears a Who! vs Robots
Best line ever
That's Wyatt's older brother, Chet.
Okay, you guys ready to rock?
I don't know, Wyatt.
What the hell is going on around here?
blush ah pack
sometimes do the weirdest things.