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Say, Barbie, for a second there,
Thank you, Football for Dummies.
Dad died.
And nine months ago, I hugged my son,
What do you want me to do?
Hold the phone. Are you suggesting
Hello, my old friend.
- What do you want for lunch today? - Baby, please, not in front of her.
The kid needs us, and he needs us now.
Hip replacement.
If Uncle Bertie died, someone's gonna have to go on a beer run.
- Baby, I got diabetes. - Oh, no, Turk, really?
That's a chick.
He gets to work the next morning,
- I got a new pair of pumps. - No.
Sorry.
was his wife being friends with a psychiatrist.
Oh, hell, yeah!
T5s following instructions for full assessment at hospital visits
realises he's got a million of them in the trunk of his car.
That sucks. Carla is aware if you eat that, your foot will fall off, right?
Did somebody say they're lookin' for the baddest detective in town?
You have Dad's butt.
You're not allowed to get sick. You're my superman.
I mean, if you're in bed, who's gonna give me my back rubs
Then I heard something I never thought I'd hear.
- Now talk. - What do you want me to talk about?
My hands are tied by the first part.
and I threatened his residents under penalty of death not to page him.
Slow down, little duck. Some ducks can't hold their water.
How you doin', buddy?