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Sarah came into the house today.
Or have you forgotten about the teeth-heat trial in the oven?
So I'll do it now. It's not a big deal.
or "C," volcanoes?
and I got you fired.
while you were slappin' cakes with my husband.
And what about Nicole?
Well, second cousin Susan hung up on me again.
hit Cocoa Beach for spring break.
We'll put some big old tires on it,
So, what are you doing here?
I'll pulse anything... Strawberry, ice cube, egg.
Okay, well, that's not my department.
She sells gloves out of a 4x4 counter next to the bathroom.
she likes me more than she likes you
Well, if Sarah McLachlan ever does come over,
for one year before it was discontinued.
Two strong women giving each other a hard time.
because Marvin pays her a ton of alimony.
I'm not even positive that's true.
a job at Saks to be an option,
McLachlan?
I'll just, uh, get a Polaroid of her face
And then the delivery man backed his truck over my lawn.
That's for Nicole's science project.
I put different dollar amounts in various pockets.
I already put my mouth on it.
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Seems to be your move.
He's narcissistic, insensitive,