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I have a meeting. I'm in this secret group called Al-Qae-
Don't panic. I gotyou the best lawyer in Saudi Arabia.
Glory Glory Man United
Preparing to consort with my newest and loveliest concubine.
So is that thing about Angelina Jolie sleeping with knives in the bed true?
Shwarma Ki ng! Get your shwarma!
- Yeee! - # A clitoris #
The Smiths are staying in Saudi Arabia forever!
# Ifyou want to drive a car #
grapples with a decision to lose hervirginity?
Well, a girl can't hold out forever.
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
Hey, you know a woman can't be out in public unescorted bya man.
I became a prophet, and then my disciples betrayed me...
Deputy Director Bullock offered you yourjob back...
ifyou like that story-
And I knew the show was dead when they started...
Whoa, whoa, fellas. Don't praise me. Praise God.
Fine. Great. Rock blocked. You're free to go.
It will requireyou and your family to relocate.
- Oh. No. - Normally, I wouldn't come to the aid of an American.
I sentenceyou to...
Oh, Hayley, that was so wonderful.
with no food, no water, but at least...
Yes! Oh, my God! It's been, like, forever.
- Monkey ate it? - No. Why doyou think there's a monkey?
You freakin' nailed it.
What is this you speak of?