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I see.
which is why your contract includes a morality clause.
in a manner which is consistent with the values of this industry.
And, uh, thank you...
we don't waste time feeling sorry for them.
You have no summer plans?
Yes, I know. I just need more time with them.
Greetings, slaves! Who's ready to get sat on?
Oh. Of course.
and I'm real sorry about that.
We get it, Aunt Alice, you're a sheep.
- I know. - Stop talking like that, Lemon.
- I'll bring my wife. - Excellent.
Oh. Well, I don't have one myself, but I do like a girl with a limp.
- Why don't you come over? - I'm alive!
Look, you need to reset and try to feel normal again.
And being normal is American, and it's respectable,
Very Wool!
You see all the good that is in them,
I've just had a hard couple months.
Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't want to live next door to your friend,
It was nice to hear a woman's laugh in the house again.
WOOL IS A WHOLESOME FABRIC
Kenneth, what are you doing?
that men are giving to her with their hips.
Every year, my aunt sends me a wool sweater for Christmas.
to up to three weeks of community service.
Miss... I mean, ma'am... read the fine print.