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You find that enriching?
- Oh, hi, Ellen. - Get in here.
It's so unbelievably boring- I heard. I...
If you want.
- This is crazy. - It is kind of silly.
We made plans.
...you're gonna hurt their feelings? With her, I'm looking forward to it.
Prognosis Negative!
I don't know, regular human time.
- How come we never hear him? - Because he does it quiet.
We talked about that already.
...why doesn't he at least try and avoid hitting the other parakeet?
Yep.
He doesn't even know why. He loves it.
I thought you wanted to see Prognosis Negative.
- You don't tell him? - No.
But the parakeet will fall for this. You let him out. He flies around.
We’re more like.. friends-in-law
I’ll wager his parents are more pure than yours.
You sit around here all day... You contribute nothing to society!
So we're gonna do nothing now?
He won't hurt you. He's just playing.
What's up?
I don't know why they won't let him sit up here with me.
No. Who's calling?