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My mama and daddy... Sorry. I'm sorry.
When she had them dreams, was they in color or black-and-white?
I will show you how to leave damn quietly.
- Here, Daddy, beer. Drink up. - Appreciate it.
sit your ass out here and freeze!
They are not your family!
so I'll just have to get on him to do better.
Well, what should we do?
I'm trying to reach my daughter, Lacey.
- That's the side I'm on. Lacey? - Yes.
Yep. Gonna be here right after you get back from school.
That's right.
Ask the man to bring the groceries in.
or I will cut it off and deep-fry it!
Having to choose between going on with Jubilee or getting sued...
Don't you go nowhere.
I'm gonna take this room. Let me go straighten up a little.
- Tap... Tip... Tiptoes. - Joy to you.
She doesn't want you with a white man.
I like you. You're a nice lady.
Every light on the dashboard say...
And you can't be gentle. You got to pull them nipples.
trying to protect my mother's honor.
You said that already, but you called back five times.
You done lost your damn mind!
I mean, you have a beautiful Christmas tree...
She gonna clutch the pearls and die.
Girl, please.
Mama, he's not gonna hurt me. He's as gentle as a lamb.
What the...
Yes. He has a beautiful voice.
They ran one of them pipes in there, she farted, it was over.
I made you some pipin' hot chocolate.
She seems nice. She just wants the best for Bailey.
What can... What can I do for you at Tifton's?
I'll tell you who he is.
Where's my damn car? Where's my damn car?
Where my purse?
I ain't goin' nowhere. Hell, I just drove up here.
That makes two of us.
With all due respect, Mr. Mayor, you got the money and we have a deal.
This kid, Tanner, used to beat him up all the time.
At least she didn't have another heart attack.
Look at you!
- I'm goin' with you, boy. - Conner!
I didn't have my glasses on.
Suppose he gets fresh...
they were trying to find somewhere to have the baby...
Okay? You is in everybody's business. Just leave this child alone.
We'll talk when I get back for the Jubilee.
Hallelujer! Praise the Lort!!!
You're the one who married Kelly and stopped returning my calls.
Conner.
bougie-ass store nowhere.
Lucy. How do you even... How did she...
Thanks.
I told you not to buy this farm.
Next thing you know they'll wanna take prayer out of church!
- Can I ask you something? - What's that?
I'm out on the road a lot, you know, and...
I'm here.
- No, he's not. - I want to apologize.
Beelzebub!
He can't get any better.
It's all right. She got a problem, but it's all right.
Thank you so much.
- Yes. - He's gonna be so excited.
And you better find something else to plant.
No, he's not. He beat that man down to the ground.
We used to play this game, all right?
- Son! Son! - Mama! Daddy!
but don't you worry.
If I put this thing on, you won't be able to get rid of it.
Pull 'em. Pull 'em. Pull 'em.
- You're kidding. - That's right.
Miss Eileen.
It was my pleasure. I'm glad I could help.
My daughter has always been good with helping the help.
one of my bags here.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? I see it on your face.
I am a Christian, and this is some bull...
Well, hey, it's just a nipple!
Don't act like you... Don't act like this. Now, calm the hell down.
Can you stop talking about my mother now?
- They're tryin' to get me! - What did you do?
just sitting down on your ass.
We don't have the money. I talked to the city council, didn't I?
to take her to the holy city of Birmingham.
My mama planted that tree...
Marriott. Shut the door.
I don't hear from you in six years...
- You're nuts! - I've never hurt a flea or a fly.
what am I gonna do with all them poinsetters?
take your time and tell her when you're ready.
Don't worry about these people in here trying to make you feel bad.
Bailey, you are so special.
so much so, that they are presenting the McCoy School...
- Y'all want some lemonade? - No, I'm good.
our children, no matter what we think, they will live their own lives.
- Thank you. - Okay.
I don't know. We're divorced.
No, you are the one that's rude anytime you bring lingerie to a man.
- That's just nasty. - Sorry, Son.
Just keep your eyes ahead.
And he would blindfold me.
African-American, Buddy.
That's okay. That's okay.
And now the children of McCoy School, featuring Bailey McCoy.
He has to help his daddy at night, so he doesn't get much time to study.
You believe that? Sheldon.
Oh, dear God.
- All right. - I'll drop you back off on my way home.
because that could lead to cancer.
This is the story of the nativities.
The unison is very nice.
Your ankles is whiter than snow. Look like you been kicking flour.
Y'all gonna give me my damn money.
You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
- I'll take this too. - She didn't take her medication today.
Angro... Angrola-Saxons... Saxophonists.
- I got her, didn't I? I got her, Bailey. - Yes, ma'am.
Virgin Mary
- Buddy, the other night with the sheet. - Oh, with the sheet!
I hadn't spoken to your mother in a while, and we got talking...
Daddy, I'm talking about farming.