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...in the subsequent letters. Will you let me finish?
Thank you. And the other one.
She reigns over all she sees
I want to keep mine for the next 20 or 30 years.
Take left. I'll take this side.
The Top 10 have been chosen.
Excuse me. Sir, ma'am, please back off.
I earned it!
And we'll be right back with our final five lesbians. Interviews.
I don't have a gun
Moe and Larry in the house.
What’s her talent? Bar tending? OAC
...to commence at 2300 hours.
- Us Rhode Islanders-- - I wasn't finished.
No water glasses?
...but you remember how everything goes.
The interview is the single most important part of the pageant.
Her hobbies include figure skating, water ballet...
Mr. Vic, we got everything you asked for. Where do we start?
Maybe he can do something to help.
All I'm guilty of is trying to make the world a more beautiful place.
Okay, everybody.
And here it is. You must achieve a Zen-like state.
Little Eric looks a little scared.
Gracie!
Bumper. Commercial. Can we say lesbians?
Janoary 31, 2001
I saw this cheerleader doing it at a football game.
...I'm very...
No wonder you're still a virgin.
...and funny and you're easy to talk to when you're unarmed.
The last time I was naked in public, I came out of a uterus.
I hate when I don't see a wet paint sign.
Sure, give it a rest.
...think of the Dalai Lama.
I just finished writing them.
- Are you talking to me? - Yeah, I am.
Not anything like baton twirling or anything.
Eagle-Eye.
I wasn't told to provide a talent. I can't do so in the next five hours!
Attack me!
...and I realized that...
We assume any man with a weapon is a suspect.
Get her off the stage!
Oh, no, I was just, you know...
Favorable.
Sir...?
Happy, you doughnut Nazi?
...to us, you will always be Gracie Lou Freebush.
I made some of my famous hot chocolate.
Yes!
That must have hurt.
You know who I mean.
Place had enough C4 to make a new Grand Canyon.
That was incredibly stupid of me. How can I make it up?
Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.
Not the pastry!
There.
Have a good show. You guys excited?
...giving you a chance to get away.
No, no, I was dating him for a little while because...
Hold on. That's not bad.
Also Pickaway County
Another keg for you?
My parents don't like anything ostentatious.
It's not my fault ! We all know who we answer too!
Wear the mask. You are the mask.
You sleeping with a judge?
The Swimsuit Preliminary accounts for 15% of the total score...
I hope it's Ricky Martin.
You can't beat that
Right now there's a huge gap between my brain and my spinal cord.
How are you?
As far as I can see, she's still with us.
White wine spritzer.
I won't let you down.
No, ma'am.
Come and have a midnight snack with me and some...
Good, hair spray. Finally something I recognize.
No English.
- No men in the room. - It's different on the mainland.
They're jealous because you're smart and funny.
Another two coats, then seal it
- Anything? - Not even a traffic ticket.
Wittle Kevin looks a wittle scared
...she cannot fulfill her duties is:
- Listen to me, you old fruitcake! - How dare you, you cupcake!
And I'm the best we have.
Maybe he got his girlfriend to lick the envelope.
Oh, that guy?
There's never been DNA before.
He slipped up, or I should say she.
- What do you say? - No freaking way.
Aloha, aloha.
I know you're all concerned about Grant's condition.
...is lipstick.
Tina, I love you, baby!
...truly touched.
His ego is this big
That's it.
I suppose that would be the civilized thing to do.