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Yeah. Here.
No. Actually it's really romantic, when you think about it.
She could certainly make my night.
Looks nice. - C.D. in?
Yeah, sure.
I can relax. I can be myself. I'm funny. You know that.
What's the matter? What's the matter?
Probably kids.
Pure beaver.
If it gets to the station, the whole town could go.
They've done pretty well, considering how many things they have to name.
I think I'm gonna have trouble getting my telescope up those stairs.
- Here it comes!
Oh, God, your name is like a knife.
Okay, look.
I'll whisper to you what to say.
I'll see what I can do. - Thanks.
What's with C.D.? - I don't know. He's acting strange.
Last week. I made love to her.
Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime?
Oh, no, not eloquent...
and less actual...
Why couldn't you talk to me?
Complimentary:
who did the honors.
C.D....?
Is that it? - Yeah.
I've only seen him a few times. We've never even spoken.
I puked.
Oh, God, I did it.
Well, they made it into a song. - You wrote the song?
Here it is.
Whoa. I'd hate to see the grindstone.
I want to make love to you. - Shut up, Chris!
Say again.
I can't tell you.
Oh, well, we don't know everything, do we?
So what do I do? How do I meet her?
Uh, paranoid:
What are you doing up there? I'm freezing.
Thank God I have the key.
Just wait! I just want to tell you that...
You flat-faced, flat-nosed flat head.
They're incredibly lifelike.
And then I catch my shadow on the wall.
It's okay. I can put on my sweater if I get...
- C.D., it's all because of you! - Hey, hey, hey! Come on!
Fifteen, love.
your walk, your dress...
They've all been wasted... give it to me... on shampoo commercials...
Next, you're going to tell me you've been to New York.
and she wants something to make it look a little smaller?
eight minutes, 31 seconds.
Yeah, I think I could think up somethin' better. Come here.
You can memorize it. - I can't!
Oh, Chris, don't you see?
You're not having trouble hearing me.
I don't think Jackie Onassis would have gone as far
Would smell as sweet.
Ten more seconds and I'm leaving.
Forget it. - No. Hey, come here.
No.
It's Latin. It means seize the day.
and if you change your mind, just come on over.
This is my whole life right now...
The night is wild, like love can be wild.
You know that. You've been in comas before.
We're moving there in three days. - Yeah?
when I was the only practitioner of it, and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.
This whole numbering thing is just too boring for us civilians.
Now!
Someone who I think likes me, too. Know what I mean?
At Roxanne's house? - That's where they are, right now!
So, what do you know about this guy?
How're you doin'? - Good. How are you?
This time I want you to do it, Dave. I want you to cut the thing off!
I think it's a fantastic idea. - Do you like it?
To all us real goddamn firefighters.
You don't need to see me. Just listen to me.
a Nelson tradition of hot-tubbing...
Do you know why I came back early?
Oh, my God!
No particular reason.
- It's gonna be all right, honey. C.D. Will take care of it.
You're all real goddamn firefighters now.
C'mon Charlie, you can do it.
The gimmick. The Nelson promotional cow.
I am not.
No, we don't get that here.
that's sort of a shading type of an arrangement.
Okay, light the thing. See how you do.
Wait, wait, wait. What if she hears you?
Hello...?
Come here! Wait. Stop.
I can't wear makeup. - Hi.
Dixie, it's me. How you doing?
Happy? Dizzy?
Relax. You're all right.
Aromatic:
I know, you can tell me about the night.
I thought I'd get an early start. - He's a maniac with the chicks, too.
Yeah, it's my dad's name.
Well, I know it's over 50.
Thanks for the help, ladies.
There better be a window open, Grover.
magic...
Oh, I wish I were you.
Hey, Charlie, can I talk to you?
Can I fluff your pillows?
Bye. - G'bye.
Brilliant! With the ladies.
Later.
What are you talking about?