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But today...
Oh, the food! - I'm taking care of that.
Sorry. Sorry.
Get pissed, Rich! - I am pissed!
I heard it. Probably kids.
Oh, yes, you can. Get the knife. Cut me, Dave.
Thank you very much. - It's really you.
How's your room?
It was just letters.
I was trying to make you feel good. - You're playing with my emotions!
- She's so beautiful. I saw her in that bar.
Shit. - Stand where I can see you.
I want to say...
All right. All right.
My voice. Only my voice.
God, we're gonna meet. Really?
No. No, no, not if you knew.
Careful.
No problem, Chief. We'll do it.
but not a defenseless one...
Lookit, C.D., it's okay.
All right.
Yeah. - God.
A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms.
Worms Roxanne Worms
That was the point I was making to Dixie.
Thanks a lot.
Hi, Charlie.
I wanna look like Diana Ross.
♫ Could be trouble ♫
For Roxanne, you need something startling...
Thanks to us, no one got fried. Am I right?
Twenty? Shit!
- Yeah.
Shake hands. I'm the mayor. It'll make you look important.
So what do you think?
Come on. Come on.
but if you said it to me tonight, all this blackness would go away...
We're doin' it, C.D.
I'm protected by the night.
Don't be stupid.
Do you think he's gonna call me or something?
Think about it.
Do it. - Come on.
We were impressed. - You were terrific.
and I made her feel the right way.
Well? - How long did you work on this?
- Nobody there.
so I made us some cheese and some vegetables...
Game.
Let's go. Go on.
pounding out your name... Roxanne.
A-L-B-U-Q-U-E-R-Q-U-E.
Where's my tea?
Why are you wearing that hat?
It wasn't actually me. It was sort of me.
♫ Didn't slide
Turn it off!
Yeah, I better quit talking to you. She's kind of a friend of mine.
I'm not gonna stare. Come on.
I wasn't lying. I was trying to tell you how I felt about you.
You wanna tell me about it? - You're too young.
Surprise. Forty, love.
Well, maybe you can tell him where I am.
You want to sit outside?
Sandy's a very deep person.
Coming!
A word of two syllables locked inside my head.
Chris came and took his stuff.
I'll let it unfold.
You should tell her.
You love the little birdies so much, you give them this to perch on.
What is she doing now? '
Great. - We can sit right here.
Oh Irony!
joke coke
Maybe this guy needs you to make the first move.
you're gonna turn around and run the other direction.
We just exchanged a couple of goofy looks.
Hot-tubbing. - Pardon me?
No , absolutely not and I told her it's forbidden !
That's so silly.
What you want is psychotherapy.
So, okay.
I suppose you could think of somethin' better?
So now you're the weatherman?
Me? About her?
Finish it.
Gonna tell her? - I can't.
and romance.
She studies astronomy or astrology. - There's a difference?
You have to turn it over.
Look. Around you guys I can... I don't know.
Thanks.
I really wouldn't want to be in your shoes...
Right.
at this particular time and place.
You love the little birdies so much you give them $44B to perch on.
Cut a wide swath, pussy.