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Myself as in, you know, in relation to my soul or...
Because you never know where you'll end up on them.
Leonardo DaVinci was an autodidact. So was Benjamin Franklin-.
This is your third try harder in a row.
Speaking of which, I have fifteen essays to get through tonight, so...
And that's it. That's all I have to say.
Are you married?
without the whole thing blowing up in our faces.
Mom-
Welcome to Princeton.
No, please, not the train story.
My life is fine, thank you very much. It's frigging great.
Screw you, mom. I do so have my life under control!
Now.
Neither of them attended college.
at the New Hampshire Slate Championships.
Mom?
Shit! This isn't right.
- Very funny. - Look, he wants this.
Pen)'-
But I do remember your plea that we do so.
Please don't scare me like that again.
Listen, I'd love to talk to you about the financial aid package we could offer.
I insisted he take those tests.
Let's vote.
So what was his GPA? I mean, before Quest?
And his SATs are almost perfect.
There are a lot of holes in that story.
and cleaned contaminated water from villages...
Good luck with the fencing finals, Sebastian.
and I actually think he'd do great there...
Why should I apply to an elitist institution...
Or if your name was Aushenaya or lflok or Saraswati.
All right, it's coming! Portia, get back here, now!
I have a couple of announcements.
A happy accident, because it led to you.
I like this life.
We've lived in Indonesia.
- It's a despicable holiday. - It sucks.
Come on, do it!
Honorable mention, I thought you said he won.
- That's a great question, thank you. - You're welcome.
Well, I actually feel really sad and-
Hey, this is Bob Barrow from Hotchkiss.
But you did well.
What's the secret to getting in'?
Your mother. Mom.
I think, therefore I am.
Who isn't?
...do you mean myself as like a unified person as the source of consciousness?
Hide out in cars?
...it is getting out of control.
Of course not. It's your application.
Hey, I heard about you guys dropping to number two.
...and you're clearly a great, mildly compulsive woman.
College Bound and Gagged
Grab a hoof, grab a hoof. All right, I'm going to count to three. One...
Yeah. Great.
It's very patriotic.
And I think he would thrive there. I can see it.
Is that still possible?
- I beg your pardon? - I'm looking for my roomie.
Portia?
It's nice to see you again.
Aput Kunayak from Nome, Alaska.
And I've added a number of new schools.
Princeton is a corporation.
I rode crew.
I was worried that it would hurt their feelings.
There has to be one, right?
You're wonderful people.
Why didn't you tell me?
You know what, Portia, I'm with you. Enough crazytown.
I'm aggressive too, so I said what the hell, why push my luck?
Class of eighty-one. Lot's changed since then.
And gymnastics national champion.
We are in this job for one reason.
The only thing is...
And I met her and my half sisters a couple months ago.
Just... get those applications in and...
Long, long, long-term.
The cow's in labor. I'd shake your hand, but...
- That's amazing. - I'm sorry, what did you say?
Thank you, sad lady.
He's a very special student.
We went and had coffee and talked for five hours.
...and no conscious experience,
- So, I had a call. - Oh yes?
Can I get you some iced lea?
Oh god, the water just turned to ice!
Well actually, I think it's number two this year, right?
Yes. Yes it is.
All decisions have been made.
- I have to go. - Right.
I can't believe you're pimping me.
Show of hands for acceptance.
And no, that sign is not an omen.
You know, I'm thinking you should...
- How long have you been at Princeton? - Sixteen years, but-
...and...look, I've got to go home and get some sleep.
- Yes, but- - No, I'm sure it's an aberration.
...get back to your zombie talk.
In a month and a half.
I want to come live with you!
...who remind us of ourselves, but honey, no.