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Please. Okay.
that 85% of the people in New York
Is our designated man ready?
Oh, God damn it.
You're right.
He is a proper escort, my dear girl.
It'll just take a couple of minutes.
Look at him.
Come one, man.
Now, I require my headliners to wear a suit
All right.
That's not actually their names but close enough.
Hey, man, how are you this morning?
♪ On a highway ♪
I've been a dick, and I'm sorry.
He just killed for an hour up here, huh?
The party with the girls I get.
Too many what? Sickies?
You can dress up. Please.
Uh, I'll pick you guys up later.
Yeah. He was a great soldier,
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
as long as you stay out of downtown.
Doesn't he look wonderful, Mother?
Dude...
I'm taking you to the condo.
Why, thank you, mam.
That was really nice of you, thanks.
I've laughed at every fart I ever heard.
I hate being on the same stage as you every night.
out of you every night, all right?
You guys ready for a headliner?
or at least a jacket and not to swear.
Those are my fart babies.
in that car in front of us.
I'm sorry, Kenny, I really am, I...
when they get to 85%?