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I don't know, it just sucks getting old.
Please. Please.
You're starting this week inside of my ass.
I just-- goddamn it, I'm a mess.
You guys are gonna love this one.
But then he went home and his wife had been eaten by a snake
it's so hard.
Okay, I don't wear a suit, first of all.
Oh.
I don't even know what they call it where you're from.
What, dude?
and do another 20 or so
I got to have a good solid hour
They make a little toot noise
All right, hold on a second.
Okay, yeah, I guess you could,
Right.
Too many sickies.
and I don't-- I don't know what happened.
You're a moron and you're barely a comedian.
And this-- Oh, this is perfect for you.
People laugh, they go home, they make love.
of the Civil War, and he missed.
Look at that guy-- Look at that guy.
Let it out, let it out. What, what do you want? Tell me.