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More fun than you're gonna have today, Sinatra.
For example, I'm trying to participate...
Really?
But I will say there were some very bad days.
I have to get this driveway clean.
And she is so beautiful.
Do you want me to tell you?
And she let some of the guys feel them.
So Sam tells me you wanna be a writer.
Really?
Oh, you're in trouble now, Jaguars!
- So what do you think happened? - I don't know.
What's hurting you?
Hey, honey. Ah.
Sorry Craig couldn't come.
Ma, you look so thin.
Yeah.
- Come here, little sister. - Hey, Chris.
But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.
It's nice to meet you, Charlie. I'm Sam.
You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours...
- Give me a K! - K!
They call you the "teacher's pet"?
a big deal about itself though, you know what I mean?
♪ Though nothing ♪
People wear their letter jackets even when it's 98 degrees out.
Who are you talking to?
Honey, I think we're gonna have to do...
And I am looking at her.
I just hope I make a friend soon.
because I get to see Sam and Patrick.
so I went outside for a walk just to get some cold air.
You got it, your highness.
And tomorrow, she's leaving.
♪ And sensual daydreams ♪
because, let's face it, I'd smoke all you bitches.
We'll meet you there.
Can you believe it's almost our 2-week anniversary?
Have you ever kissed a girl?
even though you could have.
Just don't wake up Mom and Dad.
So you wanna wear these glasses?
I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.
Yeah. He comes here sometimes.
Are you ready to meet some desperate women?
There's people out there. No.
I'm tired of touching her boobs.
Thanks, Sam.
the boyfriend just did.
Guys, 1210.
I'm Mr. Anderson.
♪ Deep in the cell of my heart ♪
and I'd look up and see this person across the room.
You wanna sit over here or are you waiting for your friends?
And this club off the Strip. They don't card.
I was happy because they were happy...
Thanks for stopping 'em.
Craig would be a big step up from her last boyfriend.
- Patrick, you're such a dick. - Where the hell did you go?
I want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school.
I can handle him.
Charlie, this is Ponytail Derek.
I need you to promise...
Mr. Anderson?
I'm Dr. Burton.
it used to be laura thoms bending over backwards and bumping walls at a museum but she quit so it would be stavros panayotakis taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
But you wore that toasty costume. It's not like it's cute or original.
♪ Toucha toucha ♪ ♪ toucha touch me ♪
Yeah?
You are, because every single time I go to your house,
She's on the phone right now?
Charlie Kelmeckis.
Well,
No. No, no, no.
So I'm guessing you've never been high before?
four, three, two, one.
I feel infinite.
Thanks, Charlie.
Alice did get into NYU film school.
Craig has flaked out on us again.
The cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center.
But he wasn't going to leave without organizing the best senior prank ever.
And then...
What?
He even drew on Mr. Callahan's legendary goatee...